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Fork vibrates when you eat too quickly
Posted on 04/18/2013 10:37:52 AM PDT by k4gypsyrose
New York (MYFOXNY) An electronic fork that vibrates when you eat to quickly has hit the marketplace. It's called the HAPlfork. Its makers say it allows the consumer to quickly monitor and reduce the speed at which they eat.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: culture; fork; humor; obesity
I thought FReepers could use some humor because of all the tragedies of this week. I read this as HAPI-fork, so have at it...
Is that a fork in your pocket or are you spending some quality “alone” time?
posted on 04/18/2013 10:39:41 AM PDT
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
Tere may be other uses for a vibrating......fork?
posted on 04/18/2013 10:40:10 AM PDT
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
If my fork should do anything but allow me to move food from my plate into my mouth it should turn into an electric toothbrush...whenever I tell it to.
In the future, these forks will be fitted with a monitor to the Federal Government which will regulate how fast you can eat, how many times you can use your government mandated fork
This is all for the sake of the children and the planet earth of course.
posted on 04/18/2013 10:46:11 AM PDT
Perhaps they should invent a fork that will bend and let the food fall off when a certain number of calories have been consumed.........
posted on 04/18/2013 10:48:49 AM PDT
by Red Badger
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posted on 04/18/2013 10:49:36 AM PDT
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
Reminds me of the time my boys offered me some of the pop rocks.
Yeh...They laughed like hell.
I got a vibrating knife that works great on turkey and filleting fish.
posted on 04/18/2013 10:50:27 AM PDT
(Don't rest. We came close to the 2nd Amendment being field tested.)
Along with the HuffPo article on how Heather Locklear keeps her skin so youthful looking, think I’m gonna have to put this one on the NSFW pile.
And if it malfunctions and starts vibrating uncontrollably, it will be called an Assault fork. Dingy Harry and swine stein will call for a complete ban on these terrible weapons of mass nauseum.
After all it’s for the children.
My dad (fighter jock) said the F101 Voodoo’s stick did this as you approached stall speed. Annoyed the hell out of him till he got used to it.
posted on 04/18/2013 10:59:24 AM PDT
(the American Trinity (Liberty, In G0D We Trust, E Pluribus Unum))
I already eat so fast that an ordinary fork vibrates ... so how does this help me?
posted on 04/18/2013 11:06:40 AM PDT
("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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Can teleprompters be made to vibrate and emit a warning siren when their text is full of lies?
I can tell when I eat too fast. The teeth marks in my palms give it away...
Personally, I think a strong electric shock would be more effective than vibrating.
posted on 04/18/2013 11:47:59 AM PDT
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: k4gypsyrose; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
Oops. I smell a potential lawsuit.
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