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To: Nachum

In a Boat? I say ban Boats!


17 posted on 04/19/2013 4:25:25 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: Orange1998; Nachum

In a boat you say????

hahaha

Oh, they built the ship Titanic, to sail the ocean blue
And they thought they had a ship that the water wouldn’t go through
But the good Lord raised His hand, said the ship would never land
It was sad when the great ship went down.

Chorus: Oh, it was sad,(we were glad) so sad (we loved it)
It was sad when the great ship went down
To the bottom of the sea
(Uncle’s, Aunts little children lost their pants)
It was sad when the great ship went down.

O they were not far from shore when they heard that mighty roar
And the rich refused to associate with the poor.
So they put them down below where they’d be the first to go
It was sad when the great ship went down...

Chorus

The California not a dozen miles away
never heard the SOS ‘cus the crew had hit the hay
Captian and crew never knew that ship was through
It was sad when the great ship went down...

Chorus

The moral of this story is very play to see
Always wear a life preserver whenever you’re at sea
Uncles and Aunts, little Chilren Lost there pants
It was sad when the great ship when down...

Chorus

Ker plunk it sunk! what a rotten piece of junk!
Double Bubble, You’re in trouble
The end. Amen!


27 posted on 04/19/2013 4:28:00 PM PDT by Morgana (Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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