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Store manager hurt while trying to stop 3 women from stealing $8,000 worth of bras
KIRO ^ | April 20, 2013 | unknown

Posted on 04/21/2013 10:50:10 AM PDT by matt1234

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To: matt1234
> ...One was described as a heavyset white woman wearing a pink shirt...

Why does this conjure up an image of "Women of Walmart"??? Ewwwww....

Dunno if this site will allow hot-linking


61 posted on 04/21/2013 12:50:52 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
> From their descriptions, the perps would be better off with Cross-Your-Knees bras.

Unless something in the middle gets in the way.... See my post #61 above...

I suppose the article's use of the word "heavyset" will cause the woman so-described to go into a fit of law-suiting for "fat-ism". No, wait, "weight-ism"... No, wait, "gravity-ism"???

62 posted on 04/21/2013 12:55:16 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored
I suppose the article's use of the word "heavyset" will cause the woman so-described to go into a fit of law-suiting for "fat-ism". No, wait, "weight-ism"... No, wait, "gravity-ism"???

Newton's laws are unconstitutional!

63 posted on 04/21/2013 12:56:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Gefn

Never heard of it, or wasn’t interested in?


64 posted on 04/21/2013 12:57:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: matt1234
One was described as a heavyset white woman wearing a pink shirt, another was described as a thin black woman in a dark top and the other was described as a mixed-race or possibly Samoan woman in a dark top.

Ain't diversity wonderful!

65 posted on 04/21/2013 12:58:50 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Those nipple sure look hard.


66 posted on 04/21/2013 1:14:24 PM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: AD from SpringBay; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
> Those nipple sure look hard.

Well, hey, they were cold.... lookit all them ridges and bumps....

67 posted on 04/21/2013 1:17:39 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: matt1234

It`s a Wonder they didn`t get caught!


68 posted on 04/21/2013 1:34:34 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 (("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
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To: bunkerhill7; a fool in paradise

That was some rough Play, Tex!


69 posted on 04/21/2013 1:37:19 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: matt1234; Slings and Arrows; dayglored; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson

Coarse(t) Humor Ping.

70 posted on 04/21/2013 1:40:07 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Ich bin ein Purloiner)
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To: cripplecreek

I’m game!

(but then, I’m a guy...:)


71 posted on 04/21/2013 1:44:17 PM PDT by rlmorel ("We'll drink to good health for them that have it coming." Boss Spearman in Open Range)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The first time I saw that picture I think it was labeled a “Welsh prostitute.”


72 posted on 04/21/2013 1:48:56 PM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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The manager was also sprayed with an unknown substance by the other

La Leche Leaguers?

73 posted on 04/21/2013 1:56:27 PM PDT by mikrofon (Liebfraeumilch)
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To: Revolting cat!

Dick’s Sporting Goods.


74 posted on 04/21/2013 1:59:04 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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The manager was also sprayed with an unknown substance by the other. . . .

Don't you mean "by the udder"?

75 posted on 04/21/2013 2:00:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Call the cups!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro; matt1234

I guess they’ll che- er, just have to pump the perps for more info....


76 posted on 04/21/2013 2:51:36 PM PDT by mikrofon (Such a big flap.)
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To: PLMerite

Or Scottish.


77 posted on 04/21/2013 2:55:16 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Revolting cat!
Here are your nipples, sir!

A coffee out-the-nose spewing moment ensues.

78 posted on 04/21/2013 4:56:47 PM PDT by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: dayglored
Dunno if this site will allow hot-linking

Oh dear Lord. It worked! Ack!

79 posted on 04/21/2013 4:59:19 PM PDT by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: martin_fierro
> Coarse(t) Humor Ping.

That pic is SO wrong, on SO many levels.....

God help us, whatever was the occasion?

80 posted on 04/21/2013 5:43:32 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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