Obama’s shovel ready jobs coming home to roost?
Well, we could tie hams too ‘em and feed them to alligators. Might be cheaper. On second thought, why wait for them to starve first? It’ll give more food to the gators and the PETA people will be pleased we have fed animals, and the greenies will be glad we have improved the ecology of the swamp. Even the vegetarian would be pleased because the hams wouldn’t be consumed by humans. Oh, and the prisoners will no longer be exhaling Carbon Dioxide, so that should appease the Climate Change crowd. What’s not to like?
I can’t claim credit for all of this, my girlfriend contributed ideas too.