Promiscuous women to blame for earthquakes?

MSN ^ | 4/22/13 | Charyn Pfeuffer

[Libloather]

Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicts that an earthquake will hit the country’s capital of Tehran and displace its 12 million residents. The cause of the catastrophic quake? Promiscuous women, reports The Guardian.

“Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi, a senior Iranian cleric and seismologist, was quoted by Iranian media.

In the Islamic Republic, women are required by law to cover from head to toe, but some, especially the younger generation are lax in adhering to strict dress codes.

[Libloather]

It could explain California.

[GilesB]

I’ve heard they could make the earth move....

[neodad]

I was in the Northridge earthquake with my ex-wife. I can see the connection...

[Red_Devil 232]

That has gotta be a very active BBW!

[publius911]

I ain’t touching this one!

[Third Person]

Shook me all night long.

[NoLibZone]

DNC’s philosophical brethren.

[Average Al]

"Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicts that an earthquake will hit the country’s capital of Tehran and displace its 12 million residents."

Here's hoping he is right.........

[vetvetdoug]

Chief George predicted this in the movie, Little Big Man, when he described the great syncopated copulation.

[stuartcr]

Sounds like some freepers

[Revolting cat!]

Booty shake does shake things up!

[cripplecreek]

Only if they’re really good at it.

[Oztrich Boy]

A dilemma. If they fornocate it’s earthquakes, but if they only masturbate it’s the downfall of society itself. (at leaat according to some Freepers)

[P.O.E.]

My ex was more like a battle ax than an earth mover

[Nervous Tick]

Mohammed said, “I was shown the Hell-fire and that the majority of its dwellers are women.”

THIS IS A FACT! TAKEN RIGHT OUT OF THE HADITH

Mohammed is a misogynous pedophile AS WRITTEN IN THE KORAN, THE HADITH, AND THE SUNNAH.

Piss be upon him.

[Oztrich Boy]

If I’d only seen your post before I posted I coulda linked to it.

[Rocky]

a senior Iranian cleric and seismologist,

Now, there's a phrase you don't see too often.

[x]

Whole lotta frackin’ goin’ on somewhere ...

[Nervous Tick]

That’s interesting. Can you give an example?

[APatientMan]

Well, yes. Non-promiscuous women are able to do the same, though. Just not as often.