Posted on 04/22/2013 5:47:12 PM PDT by Kaslin
The Ticket:
Ya see, The Mombasa MF be comin' outa the closet late 2015. Big female sympathy vote for the "woman wronged." O course, she not be ready for President. Joey Plugs take that job, but then he dies. Infected hair transplant plug causin' the final big stroke, instead of this series of little ones what make him sound like a blitherin' idiot. But Joey Plugs is a partisan hero. He takin' the hit for the party.
The Republicans will be re-runnin' Bobby Viagra Dole again, Ricardo Montalban as VP in an attempt to get the Mexican vote. (He's dead, as you know, but what possible difference could that make on a Republican national ticket? I never could figure out if The Mormon Milquetoast was alive or dead, anyway.)
And when the terrorist attack us, they are not going around and ask are you a liberal, or a conservative? The rats are to dumb and ignorant to see that
I shiver at the thought of it.
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