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"And to make it the most secure marathon ever, we will give every female runner...  photo JoeBiden-5-L.gif a double barrel shotgun to fire off every mile!"
1 posted on 04/24/2013 3:59:40 AM PDT by Bender2
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"I can see it now! God, it will be a biggest...  photo JoeBiden-2-L.gif effing deal of all!
2 posted on 04/24/2013 4:01:01 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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Biden...... Biden...... Joe Biden.....

Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

3 posted on 04/24/2013 4:01:48 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Bender2

Mr. Biden, you must QUALIFY for the Boston Marathon, not just sign up and run, it isn’t like welfare or democrat voters.


4 posted on 04/24/2013 4:09:52 AM PDT by stockpirate (COME AND GET THEM.....)
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Well invite law abiding gun owners to line the marathon run trail. Problem solved.


5 posted on 04/24/2013 4:11:23 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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People are dead and wounded and this guy is concerned about a sporting event? How compassionate. That is probably the furthest thing from the minds of those directly affected by terrorists.


7 posted on 04/24/2013 4:20:54 AM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless, indisputable clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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To: Bender2

I ran a 3:04 marathon in 1999 and barely qualified for Boston. You don’t get in just because you want to. You get in because you earned it....


8 posted on 04/24/2013 4:34:30 AM PDT by freebilly
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To: Bender2
I heard Marathons were being banned. Did *someone* change their mind?


11 posted on 04/24/2013 4:40:38 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: Bender2

From the national idiot who never removes his foot from his mouth except to kiss Obama’s *ss.


12 posted on 04/24/2013 4:45:25 AM PDT by Jack Hammer (American)
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I guess if he’s gonna count every DHS, TSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, ICE and State and Federal law enforcement officers lining the course and manning the urban assault vehicles he may be right. Ordinary citizens will be asked to “shelter in place”.


14 posted on 04/24/2013 5:03:04 AM PDT by 762X51
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To: Bender2

The Great Carnac II. You don’t have this week’s lotto numbers, do you Rimshot?


15 posted on 04/24/2013 6:16:36 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (I got expelled from the "fundamental transformation" indoctrination center.)
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/time-100-2013-gala-biden-kimmel-145415674.html

Gotta love it.

“There’s a group of people who are, some of whom are represented here tonight, who I believe are even more important than the politicians, the astronauts, activists, maybe even important than the doctors who are working on a cure for cancer and HIV, and that is comedians,” Kimmel said. “Jimmy is probably a bigger influence on me than anyone in this room, because he’s so talented and energetic that ... quite frankly, it’s a pain in the ass.

“I also want to toast maybe the funniest guy in this room, maybe the funniest of all of us, Vice President Joe Biden,” Kimmel said. “Remember that time he told everyone the president supported gay marriage before the president had a chance to? That was hilarious.”


16 posted on 04/24/2013 11:05:50 AM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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