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The Barack Obama Presidential Library
American Thinker ^ | April 26, 2013 | Ed Lasky

Posted on 04/26/2013 1:47:36 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is being dedicated and opened this week. This prompts a thought: what might the future Barack Obama Presidential Library look like?

*snip*

There will be vast areas of empty space that normally would be allocated to showcase accomplishments that led to the presidency. There will be no shelves taken up with such things as college transcripts, the "lost" thesis from Columbia University, records from Obama's time as a state Senator (they also went "missing"; actually Obama has also said they were thrown out -- how convenient ); there will be scant records of legal writing from the man who was celebrated as the first black president of the Harvard Law Review and who went on to serve as a constitutional lecturer for years at the University of Chicago.

His work history at a Chicago law firm? Absent. Who were his clients, what work did he do (apparently not much, the founder of the firm said he spent much of his time with his feet up on his desk working on his autobiography while in his twenties; a book that was delivered late-like Obama's budgets). A record of voting present as a state senator speaks volumes -- or rather does not.

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TOPICS: Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: naturalborncitizen; obama; politics
The sheer volume of potential joke material here beggars belief. Have at it!
1 posted on 04/26/2013 1:47:36 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome
The Barack Obama Presidential Library.

Sorry, it's closed. Some moron checked the book out.

2 posted on 04/26/2013 1:53:42 AM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts help hold the Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

“Library closed today, on vacation.”


3 posted on 04/26/2013 1:57:47 AM PDT by exnavy (Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome
I expect the Obama library to be a popular location with many local branches in patriotic areas.


4 posted on 04/26/2013 1:57:52 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

I’ll bet it has minarets.


5 posted on 04/26/2013 1:59:09 AM PDT by UncleHambone ("Laughter is America's most important export." - Walt Disney)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

By the time the library is constructed, there will probably be enough of his autobiographies to fill a shelf.

In the main foyer, his teleprompters will be on display.

There will be a whole wing devoted to how he saved the world from global warming and rising seas.

Another wing will be devoted to how he saved the world from man-caused disasters (what we used to call terrorism).

Another wing will be devoted to how he saved the United States (and the world) from the worst economy ever. (Thank you very much, George W. Bush.)

Another wing will be devoted to how he saved our health care system.

Another wing will be devoted to how much more he could have done if not for that pesky Tea Party.

A wing devoted to Bo, the wonder dog.

Whew, that’s a lot of wings. Maybe he will need two libraries.

Things you won’t find there:

1) The American flag
2) Military appreciation (by him or for him)
3) Any mention of the U.S. Constitution
4) Doctors
5) Visitors (other than BHO himself)


6 posted on 04/26/2013 2:12:03 AM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Rocky

You left out the photo gallery dedicated to the worship of ...himself...which will most likely take up %95 of the space. The man do love lookin’ at hisself.


7 posted on 04/26/2013 2:22:59 AM PDT by MestaMachine
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

It will be a ‘Hall of Mirrors’.


8 posted on 04/26/2013 2:27:21 AM PDT by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Rocky

Things we won’t find there, continued: 6. A genuine birth certificate, 7. The (conveniently-stolen?) immigration records, and?


9 posted on 04/26/2013 2:27:41 AM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Out front will be the Whithouse basketball backboard to celebrate his 2 for 22 shooting prowess as well as a putting green for people to get a feel for how difficult it is to putt left handed.


10 posted on 04/26/2013 2:32:19 AM PDT by Typelouder
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To: MestaMachine

Yes, and the chapel where you can worship him.


11 posted on 04/26/2013 2:43:10 AM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

One room for every page of “Dreams of My Father.”


12 posted on 04/26/2013 2:58:39 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Thistle bee good.


13 posted on 04/26/2013 3:22:31 AM PDT by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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To: Rocky

That was awesome.


14 posted on 04/26/2013 3:24:21 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: autumnraine
"One room for every page of “Dreams of My Father.”

Abridged, or "Full Ayers Edition"?

15 posted on 04/26/2013 3:40:05 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

In BHO’s library, there will be an interactive ‘FLOTUS’ room in unmatching, crazy colors, invoking those years of ghastly ‘fashion.’ Perhaps ‘boob belts’ will become wall sconces.
The room will feature 4 large Mirrors.

As library guests approach the mirrors, sporting a wig with bangs, and chanting ‘Mirror, mirror on the wall, - - ‘ a super-imposed image of Meshell Obigmouthmama’s face appears, and the guest tries to make the best scowl ever, which becomes part of the face. All the while the flag passes behind the image - - -
Prize to be awarded for the best scowl after each set of 4 participants. Perhaps a booklet containing statements of ‘Being a Proud American For The First Time.’


16 posted on 04/26/2013 3:42:05 AM PDT by USARightSide (S U P P O R T I N G OUR T R O O P S)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

A pile of bullshit in a glass case.


17 posted on 04/26/2013 3:45:45 AM PDT by wetgundog (" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
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To: prisoner6

LOL! And it was a comic book!


18 posted on 04/26/2013 3:46:26 AM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: MestaMachine

And, yes, there will be a choir section with dummies sitting in BO pews and as he walks in he steps on a button and his worship begins.


19 posted on 04/26/2013 3:53:45 AM PDT by presently no screen name
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To: MestaMachine

There will be no library—only a very small home in Chicago for a vest pocket site-—.


20 posted on 04/26/2013 4:00:22 AM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Obama’s Library - Where is that Picture of a donkey down a well hole? Because Obama will only strive to conceal every record. Better yet Obama’s library will be the hole in Iraq that saddam Hussein was captured in. His library will be in Iraq, as it will be the only country that will want him to live there.


21 posted on 04/26/2013 4:02:35 AM PDT by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Child to parents after strolling in the Obama Presidential Library for 20 minutes:”I’m tired. When will we get to see stuff?”


22 posted on 04/26/2013 4:05:51 AM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

The left wing of the library will definitely be huge.


23 posted on 04/26/2013 4:06:58 AM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

The entrance will be adorned with greek columns.

There will be many golf clubs, golf bags, tees, etc., and pics of the various courses they were used at.

There will be a large map of all 57 states.

Posters of all of the rock stars who had the honour and privilege of entertaining The One.

Displays of marajuana and other drugs.

A statue of Oprah.

His bicycle helmet.

Curtains, hung by Barack, Community Organizer, himself.


24 posted on 04/26/2013 4:09:23 AM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

The doors will be double wide so that Wide Load can come and go comfortably.


25 posted on 04/26/2013 4:13:46 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: hondact200

26 posted on 04/26/2013 4:18:45 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

It will be a union hall in Chicago closed to everyone but muslims and high dollar donors.


27 posted on 04/26/2013 4:21:42 AM PDT by Texas resident (Watch the other hand.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

I suggest it be in the shape of a huge suit. Totally empty.


28 posted on 04/26/2013 4:22:03 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the left the truth looks like Right-Wing extremism.)
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To: JudyinCanada
"Curtains, hung by Barack, Community Organizer, himself."

A fave.

29 posted on 04/26/2013 4:23:38 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: prisoner6

The Koran? Just out of curiosity, is there a Richard Nixon Presidential Library?


30 posted on 04/26/2013 4:24:06 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: Toespi

IIRC it in Yorba Linda CA near where he was born. I’m not sure it’s called the presidential library though. Something like the birthplace and archive/foundation/memorial?


31 posted on 04/26/2013 4:29:59 AM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts help hold the Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: Toespi

http://www.nixonlibrary.gov/visit/directions/index.php


32 posted on 04/26/2013 4:49:06 AM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

It’d have a shelf full of porn-pic coloring books for low-info voters.


33 posted on 04/26/2013 4:51:24 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Gun control: Steady firm grip, target within sights, squeeze the trigger slowly...)
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To: Texas resident; All
"It will be a union hall in Chicago closed to everyone but muslims and high dollar donors."

Will there be video, and will the LAT have such and refuse to run it?

34 posted on 04/26/2013 5:11:00 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Bill Ayers, Prairie Fire.


35 posted on 04/26/2013 5:28:01 AM PDT by Lee N. Field ("You keep using that verse, but I do not think it means what you think it means." --I. Montoya)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Coloring books.


36 posted on 04/26/2013 5:31:33 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople (Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. Don’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
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To: All
At the dedication, Obama will giveaway signed copes of this poster which will hang in the library's forecourt.


37 posted on 04/26/2013 6:30:21 AM PDT by Liz (To learn who rules over you, determine who you are not allowed to criticize. Voltaire)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

The Obama Library will be built in Nairobi Kenya....and will contain a section of fake Obama Birth Certificates


38 posted on 04/26/2013 6:46:35 AM PDT by SeminoleCounty (GOP - Greenlighting Obama's Programs)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

39 posted on 04/26/2013 7:02:19 AM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

40 posted on 04/26/2013 7:05:28 AM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

41 posted on 04/26/2013 7:11:16 AM PDT by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: prisoner6
Snicker...snort...

"Sorry, it's closed. Some moron checked the book out."

An optimist... ;)

42 posted on 04/26/2013 10:41:53 PM PDT by Smokeyblue
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome
The Barack Obama Presidential Library will contain photos, murals, and other exhibits of the infamous foreign agent who usurped the Presidency. Also highlighted are top Democrat Party officials, State administrators, attorneys and judges who treasonously assisted the espionage of "Barack Obama"
43 posted on 04/27/2013 5:55:24 PM PDT by Ray76 (Do you reject Obama? And all his works? And all his empty promises?)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

To reflect the man, the library can be painted black and white and Red all over.


44 posted on 04/28/2013 2:01:51 AM PDT by Seeing More Clearly Now
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Appropriate location will be beneath the whale crap at the bottom of the ocean.


45 posted on 05/11/2013 4:52:20 PM PDT by Huskerfan44 (Huskerfan44)
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To: Huskerfan44
"Appropriate location will be beneath the whale crap at the bottom of the ocean."

Complete agreement.

46 posted on 05/12/2013 1:59:37 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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