Skip to comments.'I'm not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!' Obama blasts his critics
Posted on 04/28/2013 7:13:02 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
TITLE:'I'm not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!' Obama blasts his critics and even mocks Michelle's hair at Correspondents' Dinner
He presents jokes ranging from his wife's hair to Michelle Bachmann and CNN's reporting mistakes
Controversially jokes he thought Buzzfeed was something he did in college and says he's no longer a 'strapping young Muslim socialist'
Followed by Conan O'Brien who says Boehner looks like tanning mom and that Rahm Emanuel looks like Stewie from Family Guy
Pictures of him with Michelle-style bangs, quips about Jay-Z and sideswipes at the media and his political foes helped Barack Obama win laughs at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner.
The traditional send-up speech saw the President earn some laughter at his own expense but also land some funny blows against the media and the Republican Party.
The President opened with a soft joke about his time in office but increasingly moved onto more controversial territory - even joking about 'burning books with Michelle Bachmann'.
He said his advisers said he should stick to the traditional format and make jokes knocking himself down a peg or two.
He added: 'After four and a half years how many pegs are there left.'
'I still make rookie mistakes,' he told the 3,000 strong audience. 'Like, Im out in California, were at a fundraiser, were having a nice time and I happened to mention that Kamala Harris is the best looking attorney general in the country. As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got back home. Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?'
'And then theres the Easter Egg Roll, which is just supposed to be a nice event with the kids. I got out on the basketball court, took 22 shots, made 2 of them.
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He thinks we think he's kidding.
He’s starting to look like a black Emo Phillips.
yet again reporting what the American won’t report.
Looks more like Moe Howard.
He’s a stooge alright; for Soros.
Yeah, but most of the country thinks he is kidding unfortunately. There is no other explanation of how someone so hateful to the American Dream could be elected, reelected and maintains a reasonable level of acceptance.
No, now he’s an old Muslim Socialist.
Not any more - now he's all grown up to be an old muslim socialist ...
I hate to see this guy having fun.
I like him a lot better when he has a burr up his ***
It truly is meant to be humorous; note that he didn’t say “fascist”.
Yeah, he grew up to be a commie rock sucker....
Where's the Reggie Love jokes?
‘I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’
You’re not young anymore, but the rest still fits.
“:’I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’ “
Don’t be modest. Of course you are. No growth and a need to rule.
In islam the penalty for apostasy is death.
‘I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
No he is not indeed. Now he is a nationalist socialist, in other words a fascist. Obama long ago left his Marxism behind for the trappings of thugs , racial superiority, and
take wealth from the wealthy, and defining the right conservative classs as the enemy,which meet on all four corners with the fascists we already have seen in history.
Contrary to what the left now says, fascism does not originate with conservativesm ir comes from the utopoian left and its allegedly superior ideology which justifies ALL wrong.
Obama is a curse and a pustule on the faberic of our republic.
Saul Alinsky’s 24 Rules for Radicals
5. Ridicule is mans most potent weapon.
Not one to invoke self-deprecating humor, President Obama was on the offensive all night long. Entering to DJ Khaleds All I Do Is Win, Obama immediately disclaimed any possibility of jokes about himself: My advisors were a little worried about the new rap entrance music. They are a little more traditional. They suggested that I should start with some jokes at my own expense. Just take myself down a peg. I was like, Guys, after four and a half years, how many pegs are there left?
Then Obama opened with a crack about Rush Limbaugh. But that was just his opening salvo. After dropping some typically defensive humor about his past -- Im not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be, Obama joked, later adding a birther reference he turned to every Republican who has ever challenged his infallibility.
it’s a list of Hollywood elitist and rich donors.
What a farce this all is and to do this and joke with these buffons when people just died, we were attacked YET AGAIN BY MUSLIM TERRORISTS , Libya, fast and furious, open borders, military being destroyed, cross dressing, homosexuals engaging in sex in the showers and on bases and camps now
‘I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’
Now he’s more focused and has real power.
Grinding it right in our faces, isn’t he?...
Operative word: young.
Maybe he underwent that metamorphosis from a “socialist Muslim” when was in the Army?
Or, as Mark Steyn eloquently put it, "...As though someone were twisting a pineapple up his backside."
Gee, did he throw in a few jokes about the Boston Marathon bombing while he was at it?
Okay, just a dumb question (and not really related to the topic), but is there a means to drum Bloomberg out of the party? I mean, don’t they have to endorse him? I mean, you can’t just say “I’m a Republican” and run as that party, can you? Can we find out a way to get this man out of the party so people don’t associate him with the GOP? And, let’s do this for others, too, if that can be done....
Boehner looks like tanning mom
Obama looks like a tanning mom who stayed in too long. He he he this is fun.
“’I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’
He thinks we think he’s kidding.”
I think he is rubbing our face in it. He’s a Muslim Socialist and there’s nothing we can do. (never thought of him as strapping though.)
Makes you want to find a more comfortable position in your chair, doesn’t it, LOL?
doomberg quit the GOP is now registered as an independent... the press keeps making him a republican.
At some point, someone needs to look beyond his references to his Muslim roots.
The photo’s of him in Muslim garb, his ‘slips’ in an interview that he is a Muslim. “The most beautiful sound in the world is the call to prayer”. It goes on and on.
ALL of it is part and parcel of one of the biggest communist distractions ever perpetrated on the American public AND the world.
[I’m not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!’]
The distraction continues, he and his comrades ie: czars are getting so worried that the mask may be coming off that they would actually put those words in his mouth.
They would actually go so far to have him admit he was a muslim socialist, ANYTHING but what he and they are...communists.
“Im not the young Muslim socialist I used to be!
He thinks we think hes kidding.
“”I think he is rubbing our face in it. Hes a Muslim Socialist and theres nothing we can do. (never thought of him as strapping though.)””
That is exactly what he is doing.
The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it.”
Every once in a while filthbags like Osama Obama will tell the truth about themselves and do it openly.Hitler did so frequently.Stalin and Mao did it at least a few times.And now Osama Obama's done it.His statement is absolutely accurate and truthful...as far as it went.For the truth,the *whole* truth and nothing *but* the truth he should have finished that statement with "today,I'm an atheist follower,student and admirer of Mao Tse Tung,Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers".
This picture brings to mind the VW commercial where the father is teaching his son to throw a baseball like Zero.
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Tha’ts true- He’s MUCH mroe dangerous now than he ever was
Steyn is hilarious.
I absolutely agree.
He's older now.
Streisand looks positively demonic.
He left by himself. He now calls himself an 'Independent'.
Bernie Sanders, an avowed socialist, also calls himself an 'Independent'.
Draw your own conclusions.