I have figured out how to win the war in Afghanistan. The problem is that we’ve been focusing on manpower when we should be focusing on using brainpower to win this war. As our admirals and generals combined have the IQ of a Sea Cucumber, where will we find this brainpower? Why, university social science professors, of course! Now, they won’t go willingly, so we’ll have to have a social science professor draft. Remember JFK, “ask not what your country can do for you.....”. We can pay them at the E-3 pay grade. They have had some training. We just drop them off at the various villages in Afghanistan, and they can help them just like they have helped us! Everyone benefits! The Afghans learn about queer studies and black studies and art therapy. We get these carbuncles on the body politic out of our hair for awhile. “But....they might get killed!” Yep. It’s time for those social science professors to quit yapping about how bad this country is and go to Afghanistan and work their magic there.
i like that, but a 2-pronged approach should include over-fed, and recently diarrhealy sp? induced, plentiful “feral hogs”, being released into major muslim population centers throughout America, and in Afghanistan. let ‘em loose, while the Arkansas Razorback fight song is played @ high decibel levels. when they become accustomed to the hogs coming with the music, sometimes just play the music, & watch them freak out. keep it up until they finally say “uncle allah”, and leave. there’s a lot o’fun to be had here, and we have it comin’.