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Chinese communist party done shafting its people, now looks to **** the sky...
The Commentator ^ | May 3, 2013 | Phoenix

Posted on 05/03/2013 12:42:57 PM PDT by CharlesMartelsGhost

The new headquarters of the Chinese People's Daily leaves little to the imagination.

When the Gherkin was built in London, I recall eyebrows being raised suggestively. Nudge nudge, wink wink, that kind of Monty Python horseplay.

But China's People's Daily (the Communist party's state-owned newspaper) is set to take innuendo to a whole new level.

Search results cannot be displayed. But 500 foot penises are fine.

As you can see below, the new building leaves little to the imagination and has resulted in the mockery of the looming Chinese... penis... from the world over.

Web searches in China are even reportedly being filtered for "People's Daily" and "building" in the message. A warning message apparently now reads, "In accordance with relevant laws, regulations and policies, search results cannot be displayed."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: china

1 posted on 05/03/2013 12:42:58 PM PDT by CharlesMartelsGhost
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost
It looks like a giant...
2 posted on 05/03/2013 12:46:02 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968

"Dang-it-all, that style was my first request when we were planning my library.
But they told me they weren't building no Tower of Pisa in Arkansas."

3 posted on 05/03/2013 12:53:05 PM PDT by Slyfox (The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost


4 posted on 05/03/2013 12:53:07 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Hurro .. wann’a cum up an’ see my ... apartment ?


5 posted on 05/03/2013 12:54:23 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: Slyfox

LOL, Billy gives new meaning to “p$%is” envy....


6 posted on 05/03/2013 12:54:34 PM PDT by CharlesMartelsGhost
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To: Slyfox

Don’t forget in 2016:

VOTE FOR MONICA LEWINSKY’S EX-BOYFRIEND’S WIFE


7 posted on 05/03/2013 1:07:27 PM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

I wouldn’t want to be standing under it when it gets happy.


8 posted on 05/03/2013 1:15:50 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: JRios1968

Classic.


9 posted on 05/03/2013 1:16:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

Are we certain this isn’t photoshopped? It staggers belief that this ever got off the drawing board, literally.


10 posted on 05/03/2013 1:26:29 PM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: muir_redwoods

It’s for real:

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1217819/internet-lights-new-peoples-daily-hq-erected


11 posted on 05/03/2013 1:34:27 PM PDT by Zhang Fei (Let us pray that peace be now restored to the world and that God will preserve it always.)
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To: IbJensen

“What difference does it make?”


12 posted on 05/03/2013 1:34:43 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

I guess there will be a market for these residences. As for me, I’d just as soon not live in a giant penis—not that there’s anything wrong it.


13 posted on 05/03/2013 1:37:37 PM PDT by House Atreides
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost
As opposed to a perfect place for boobs:


14 posted on 05/03/2013 1:41:17 PM PDT by Carry_Okie (An economy is not a zero-sum game, but politics usually is.)
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To: onedoug

To Hillary and her scores of followers, it’s just another toy to admire.


15 posted on 05/03/2013 1:41:28 PM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

So, the Chinese have penis envy. What else is new?


16 posted on 05/03/2013 1:52:42 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Democrats: Robbing Peter to buy Paul's vote.)
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To: Secret Agent Man
I wouldn’t want to be standing under it when it gets happy.

It's a few minutes after it gets happy that you don't want to be nearby.

17 posted on 05/03/2013 2:38:52 PM PDT by webheart (King of the Passive Voice)
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To: JRios1968

18 posted on 05/03/2013 2:45:49 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: CharlesMartelsGhost

Looks like an Erector Set.


19 posted on 05/03/2013 3:01:02 PM PDT by ExpatGator (I hate Illinois Nazis!)
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To: webheart

by the looks of it, it is always happy. i guess i meant the happy ending...


20 posted on 05/03/2013 3:12:57 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: ExpatGator
Looks like an Erectorion Set.

Fixed it.

21 posted on 05/03/2013 4:12:09 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Rodamala

It looks like a giant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4suxQVUAQ


22 posted on 05/03/2013 4:16:00 PM PDT by AppyPappy (You never see a massacre at a gun show.)
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To: Rodamala

Subtlety is the key to good humor.


23 posted on 05/03/2013 7:36:05 PM PDT by ExpatGator (I hate Illinois Nazis!)
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