It’s time to outlaw fists. They can be deadly weapons in the wrong hands:
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2012/nov/30/jury-deliberates-fate-man-accused-1-punch-death/
How about outlawing soccer? The proximate cause was a game.
The game of soccer must be outlawed forever! It teaches lawlessness and violence and must be tremoved from our shores once and for all. And no one watches it anyway.