"I think we've got an eater."
Posted on 05/05/2013 8:58:43 AM PDT by BlatherNaut
A Worcester funeral home director is pleading for government officials to use their influence to convince a cemetery to bury Boston bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, but so far no state or federal authorities have stepped forward to help out.
“We have a body for burial that has caused a lot of controversy and we can’t continue to play this game,” said Peter Stefan, owner of the Graham, Putnam and Mahoney Funeral Parlors. “Under normal circumstances, the government would say it’s (the funeral parlor’s) responsibility to find a place for burial, but this is not normal circumstances. This is a nightmare.”
(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...
There is always the dumpster out back.
Ping!
Guess you shouldn’t have willfully taken custody of the body. Enjoy your ‘profit’.
We have room available at Mount Trashmore, here in South Florida.
Here's an idea...Osama is lonely at the bottom of the Indian Ocean..
creamate him and flush him end of problem.
"I think we've got an eater."
The 'nightmare' began for 200+ people when the bombs went off. Cremate the terrorist so he doesn't take up refrigerator space & ship him back to Russia .... he shouldn't be buried in America. Or maybe Obummer would like to dump him off a ship - if it was good enough for terrorist Osama, it should be good enough for Boston Marathon terrorist #1.
I’d rather pay to ship it back to where it came from than have it buried here.
>>I’d rather pay to ship it back to where it came from than have it buried here.<<
Grind him up and make urinal cakes. They would sell FAST!
What about this guy....
“Hey, you’re young and swingin’,
No time to think about tomorrow
But there ain’t no way to deny it
Some day, you’re gonna buy it.
Plan today,
Go with Ferryman tomorrow!
Ferryman, Ferryman,
he’s the man with the plot, the man with the plan!
Ferryman, Ferryman,
He’s the mortician man who loves you!
A lot!”
All kidding aside? Yup.
If they refuse to take him, dump him off the boat/plane.
I know a hog farmer with a pit....make it standard practice for muzzie terrorist.
Well, he can’t do anything with the damn body, until the independent autopsy commissioned by the family is completed.
feed him to da pigs... or burn him, either way IT'S YOUR PROBLEM, DEAL WITH IT!!!
Cremate him and hand the urn over to the wife.
Throw him at sea. The fish need food.
Send him to his crazy mother in Russia, freight collect.
The High Road: Cremate/send to parents in the Caucasus after their PayPal clears.
Plan B: Them buzzards gotta eat.
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