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Iowahawk: May the Cinco be With You
| May 5, 2013
| David Burge
Posted on 05/06/2013 8:45:56 AM PDT by EveningStar
Happy 4th & 5th of May! (with apologies to Marty Robbins
The Ballad of Han Cholo
Out in the Tatooine town of Mos Eisley
I fell in love with an Alderaan girl
Nighttime would find me in Chalmun's Cantina
Music would play and then Leia would whirl
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bloggersandpersonal; cincodemayo; iowahawk; starwars; vanity
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posted on 05/06/2013 8:47:20 AM PDT
("What color is the sky in your world?" -- Frasier Crane)
posted on 05/06/2013 8:51:30 AM PDT
To: KevinDavis; Bender2
posted on 05/06/2013 9:08:13 AM PDT
by Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
posted on 05/06/2013 9:08:46 AM PDT
(--don't believe anything the media or government says about firearms or explosives--)
What do the Mexicans do for the 4th of July?
posted on 05/06/2013 9:12:32 AM PDT
What do the Mexicans do for the 4th of July?
Probably the same things that non-Mexicans do on September 16.
posted on 05/06/2013 9:14:41 AM PDT
by Fiji Hill
To: Fiji Hill
It’s more like Cinco de USA!
posted on 05/06/2013 9:17:53 AM PDT
("Still Clinging to my Bible and my Weapon")
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posted on 05/06/2013 9:33:44 AM PDT
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
A little late, but in keeping with this thread:
posted on 05/06/2013 9:47:20 AM PDT
("I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca)
posted on 05/06/2013 9:49:40 AM PDT
by Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
Happy Cinco de Quatro Day, everyone. (That’s what the President said so it must be true...)
posted on 05/06/2013 10:01:08 AM PDT
(CLINTON is and always will be a rapist. Never forget!)
To: Army Air Corps; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; ...
Re: Music would play and then Leia would whirl
Well, Leia better hurry up... and finish twirling--
As we are off to a gig... in Deutschland!
I don't like it! We hear them Krauts eat... pork sausage!
OMG! Is that a skin casing stuffed... with pork?
Here I am a musical virtuoso on the keyboard... and in Germany I'll be playing Oompah music--
Hey, they got me singing "Lili Marleen' and we all know... Marlene Dietrich nailed it a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
After Germany, I'm trying to book the band into Dubai for the Camel Races. I hear they have an all female Walk & Trot 5K... and I plan on trotting their eyeballs out!
Does this mean we can fly Lufthansa? We hear their stand by... is to die for!
Hummmmm-- That pork sounds good. Hey! Put a guard... on the barbie!
Pork, like serpent worms and cat meat, is consider an exotic dish on many planets but I find I can never... finish a whole cat by myself.
Well, don't matter what I eat as long as the beer... holds out--
posted on 05/06/2013 3:42:23 PM PDT
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
I have mixed feelings about it.
On one hand why are we celebrating a victory by another nation?
On the other, the victory was over the french and that is reason to celebrate.
posted on 05/06/2013 3:46:29 PM PDT
by Harmless Teddy Bear
(Join AAAA : Americans Against Acronym Abuse)
He’s nailing it.
Drinking cerveza in metal bikini
Flimsy and shining with gold lame thread
I had it bad for this Alderaan maiden
Cinnamon buns on the side of her head
posted on 05/06/2013 3:46:45 PM PDT
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
Well, don't matter what I eat as long as the beer holds out--
Not anytime soon, O Thirsty One...
posted on 05/06/2013 4:04:29 PM PDT
by Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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