Posted on 05/06/2013 10:24:39 PM PDT by Morgana
Burn the body.
Place the ashes inside a small coffin with a Coptic Cross on it.
Place the coffin inside a shipping box with dry ice and 10 pounds of Divine pork products, (don’t forget some boudin), and yes, ship it back to Mommy C.O.D.
I would give Ms. Tsarnaeva (either of them) 24 hours to come up with money to ship him back to Russia. Assuming the Russians will have him, ship him back. If the two Ms. Tsarnaevas do not come up with the money, give the funeral director 24 hours to find a Muslim cemetery that will bury him. If no Muslim cemetery steps up, place him into a coffin with a dead dog and a dead pig and cremate them. Place the cremains into a pressure cooker on which is inscribed “Sic Semper Tyrannus!” Have the U.S. Army fuze a charge to blow the pressure cooker. Have the U.S. Air Force fly the pressure cooker beyond the continental shelf, drop the pressure cooker, and then explode it.
The whole process should be film and that video should be played in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s cell at the Devens prison continously except for the eight hours he is allowed to sleep.
Maybe dump his coffin in the sea off Nantucket, where that Egyptian plane crashed in 1999. Or perhaps omit the coffin.
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