Police: Dead Boston bombing suspect buried (Gag Alert!)

Yahoo News ^ | 05/09/13 | By JAY LINDSAY and MICHELLE R. SMITH

[SkiKnee]

Mr. Wu and his pigs?

[Peet]

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease tell me it was a hog farmer...

[AngelesCrestHighway]

If I find out where he's buried, I would like to pay my respects also...

[Peet]

My bet is that he sleeps with the fishes at the bottom of a reservoir in central Mass.

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So are you saying he’s buried in one of Dana, Enfield, Greenwich, or Prescott?

(I’ve heard rumors that western Mass residents pee in the reservior when visiting.)

[LibLieSlayer]

Whoever did it is the enemy of the USA and the enemy to all that stand for Liberty and Justice... it must have been obama.

LLS

[LibLieSlayer]

The MF’er should have been sent to farm and fed to the pigs.

LLS

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

It won’t take long for word to get out, and the tomb location to be identified, with predictable effect.

Exactly. Someone in Worcester has to know. And in Worcester, this type of shiite does not die.

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

A pig farm, I hope.

My thoughts exactly! Toss the carrion directly into the pen, it'll be gone by morning.

Regards,
GtG

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Probably meant Quabin. Out near Barre.

[donna]

A future Moslem Holy Site.

[Made In The USA]

Fancy - red AND white cobs.

[Peet]

Probably meant Quabin. Out near Barre.

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You’re messing with me, aren’t you?

The towns named Dana, Enfield, Greenwich, and Prescott were demolished, their graveyards dug up and the bodies moved, the land flooded. The Quabbin is built on the ghosts of those towns.

Some people in W. Mass still hold a grudge.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The towns named Dana, Enfield, Greenwich, and Prescott were demolished

Seriesly...I did not know that.

[Liberty Valance]

Lets hope a sink-hole develops below it.

[cynwoody]

Fancy - red AND white cobs.

According to Stana Claus, posting on straightdope.com in 2002:

Just so you know, some varieties of corn have a dark reddish cob while others have more of a whitish colored cob. When I was but a wee child I was told by my beloved grandfather that the proper outhouse technique required "two reds and a white". The red cobs (apparently more readily available, at least in that locale) were used for bulk removal, and the white was used to determine if the job was sufficiently done. Surely, my grandfather wouldn't have lied to a small impressionable child about such a thing!

[MinuteGal]

More than likely the "compassionate individual" was the imam or a rich member of the local mosque where the Brothers Terrormazov "worshipped".

Leni

[Timber Rattler]

It didn't take long...

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