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Posted on 05/09/2013 5:37:50 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
My favorite jailhouse sex scene is the one in The Longest Yard. Burt Reynolds is in the Florida state pen. A fellow inmate boasts of his powers as a fixer. I can get you anything in here! I can get you laid in here!
Burt is skeptical, so the fixer sets him up on some petty mission to the wardens office. No one is there but the secretary, Bernadette Peters. She locks the doors and starts undressing Burt.
Burt (at 1:11 here): You do this very often?
Bernadette: Im just as far from Tallahassee as you are, honey.
Lifes been imitating art all over recently. The big story here was the one out of Baltimore City Detention Center, where a prisoner named Tavon White, awaiting trial for attempted murder, has allegedly fathered five babies by four female prison guards and had carnal knowledge of at least nine more. Mr. Whites domination of his custodiennes extended well beyond the leg-spreading department: They were reportedly smuggling in contraband for him and helping his business enterprises....
(Excerpt) Read more at takimag.com ...
Its ok, I’m fine as far away as possible from any female who is attracted to terrorists, murderers and assorted other cons.
John Derbyshire is an idot with a very bizarre worldview. It must be so tedious for him to occupy a planet with so many people beneath him, like Christians and black people.
To quote my 92 year old mother in law who usually makes this comment when she sees an ugly or old guy with a gorgeous young woman - “Well, he’s either got money - or a wart.”
A friend and I were arrested once, I got put in the
city jail but because he had stepped out of the car
he got put in the county lock up. My friend was an
alcoholic and needed a drink. The jail trustee told
him he could get him pot or coke but no alcohol on
It was all thrown out at trial.
Thank you for you emotional rant Mr. PC.
I'm just a far from Tallahassee as you are, honey.... .
What a deal!
Wonder how far the head Zero can get from the Benghazi action ????
The comments are hilarious.
Oh well, I am off to Baltimore with a stocking over my face and a box of chocolates under my arm. See ya in 4-8 (years, not kids that is...)
How was that emotional? I am far from being PC. Does that mean I can’t have any standards? Mr. Derbyshire believes all Christians are stupid and all blacks are criminals, and they both threaten to bring down civilization. It’s an opinion I think does him no credit.
I agree. Taki can be amusing, but the worldview it subscribes to is rather dated to say the least.
The comments tend to talk about “Nordic blood” and have a rather hostile view towards Catholics and Jews, let alone Non-whites.
Sure it’s politically incorrect, but at the same time I wouldn’t want to associate with them.
Big Inmate to New Bunkmate (after lights out) - “You wanna play house?”
Bunkmate - “Sure”
Big Inmate - “you wanna be the Momma or the Papa”?
Bunkmate - “I’ll be the Papa!”
Big Inmate - “OK, Papa come down here and bend over for Momma!”
I can tell you where they aren’t.
You’re the PC enforcer for FR.
We don’t want one.
Let us talk about all things.
Who has a “favorite” jailhouse sex scene?!
Taki is a notorious anti-Semite. I had the distinct non-pleasure of hearing him do his hate spiel in person. He must be about 90 now!
When I read that first sentence I was grossed out and quit reading.
Years ago my job took me a couple times to a women’s prison. At the time I was young and rather buff, and since the temperature was around 112F, I was wearing short pants. What a commotion those scary broads made!
I couldn’t wait to get the hell out of there.
I worry a little about a man who loves jailhouse sex scenes, lol.
It reminds me of a very dull boss I had who once began a sentence with the words “my favorite water condensation story is...”
Part of a ‘Big Bang Theory’ script?
The series or the movie? Both pretty funny! I think I liked the series better.
Taki’s Blog reeks of RINO.
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