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Where the Men Are
Taki's Magazine ^ | May 2, 2013 | John Derbyshire

Posted on 05/09/2013 5:37:50 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

My favorite jailhouse sex scene is the one in The Longest Yard. Burt Reynolds is in the Florida state pen. A fellow inmate boasts of his powers as a fixer. “I can get you anything in here! I can get you laid in here!”

Burt is skeptical, so the fixer sets him up on some petty mission to the warden’s office. No one is there but the secretary, Bernadette Peters. She locks the doors and starts undressing Burt.

Burt (at 1:11 here): “You do this very often?”

Bernadette: “I’m just as far from Tallahassee as you are, honey.”

Life’s been imitating art all over recently. The big story here was the one out of Baltimore City Detention Center, where a prisoner named Tavon White, awaiting trial for attempted murder, has allegedly fathered five babies by four female prison guards and had carnal knowledge of at least nine more. Mr. White’s domination of his custodiennes extended well beyond the leg-spreading department: They were reportedly smuggling in contraband for him and helping his business enterprises....

(Excerpt) Read more at takimag.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: corrections; crime; prison
Want a shock? Read the whole thing.
1 posted on 05/09/2013 5:37:50 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Its ok, I’m fine as far away as possible from any female who is attracted to terrorists, murderers and assorted other cons.


2 posted on 05/09/2013 5:42:43 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

John Derbyshire is an idot with a very bizarre worldview. It must be so tedious for him to occupy a planet with so many people beneath him, like Christians and black people.


3 posted on 05/09/2013 5:43:28 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

To quote my 92 year old mother in law who usually makes this comment when she sees an ugly or old guy with a gorgeous young woman - “Well, he’s either got money - or a wart.”


4 posted on 05/09/2013 5:43:32 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
It's probably very common for people to assume that pathological behavior is more common in men than in women. That may be true when it comes down to criminal statistics, but I'd wager that women are just as likely to have psycho/social pathologies as men are. They just manifest differently in women.
5 posted on 05/09/2013 5:46:29 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("I am the master of my fate ... I am the captain of my soul.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

A friend and I were arrested once, I got put in the
city jail but because he had stepped out of the car
he got put in the county lock up. My friend was an
alcoholic and needed a drink. The jail trustee told
him he could get him pot or coke but no alcohol on
the weekends...

It was all thrown out at trial.


6 posted on 05/09/2013 5:47:51 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: nickcarraway

Thank you for you emotional rant Mr. PC.


7 posted on 05/09/2013 5:48:28 PM PDT by donna (Pray for revival.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Derb!


8 posted on 05/09/2013 5:49:05 PM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
....Oh what a screen play...

I'm just a far from Tallahassee as you are, honey.... .

What a deal!

Wonder how far the head Zero can get from the Benghazi action ????

9 posted on 05/09/2013 5:50:07 PM PDT by ptsal (E)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The comments are hilarious.


10 posted on 05/09/2013 5:59:20 PM PDT by carriage_hill (AR-10s & AR-15s are the Muskets of the 21st Century. Free men need not ask permission.)
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To: carriage_hill
I couldn't stop laughing at this one:

Oh well, I am off to Baltimore with a stocking over my face and a box of chocolates under my arm. See ya in 4-8 (years, not kids that is...)

ROFL.

11 posted on 05/09/2013 6:08:53 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("I am the master of my fate ... I am the captain of my soul.")
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To: donna

How was that emotional? I am far from being PC. Does that mean I can’t have any standards? Mr. Derbyshire believes all Christians are stupid and all blacks are criminals, and they both threaten to bring down civilization. It’s an opinion I think does him no credit.


12 posted on 05/09/2013 6:14:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I agree. Taki can be amusing, but the worldview it subscribes to is rather dated to say the least.

The comments tend to talk about “Nordic blood” and have a rather hostile view towards Catholics and Jews, let alone Non-whites.

Sure it’s politically incorrect, but at the same time I wouldn’t want to associate with them.


13 posted on 05/09/2013 6:19:29 PM PDT by Shadow44
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Big Inmate to New Bunkmate (after lights out) - “You wanna play house?”
Bunkmate - “Sure”
Big Inmate - “you wanna be the Momma or the Papa”?
Bunkmate - “I’ll be the Papa!”
Big Inmate - “OK, Papa come down here and bend over for Momma!”


14 posted on 05/09/2013 6:28:03 PM PDT by GotMojo
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
The writers worst offense is that he has his facts wrong about ‘The Longest Yard’. AND he considers Caretaker, a.k.a. Hannibal Dobbs of F troop fame to be just ‘another’ inmate? Why read any further?
15 posted on 05/09/2013 6:37:41 PM PDT by bramps (Sarah Palin got more votes in 2008 than Mitt Romney got in 2012)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I can tell you where they aren’t.


16 posted on 05/09/2013 6:40:29 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: nickcarraway

You’re the PC enforcer for FR.

We don’t want one.

Let us talk about all things.


17 posted on 05/09/2013 6:40:50 PM PDT by donna (Pray for revival.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Who has a “favorite” jailhouse sex scene?!


18 posted on 05/09/2013 6:45:39 PM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: Shadow44

Taki is a notorious anti-Semite. I had the distinct non-pleasure of hearing him do his hate spiel in person. He must be about 90 now!


19 posted on 05/09/2013 6:47:17 PM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: miss marmelstein

hehe

When I read that first sentence I was grossed out and quit reading.


20 posted on 05/09/2013 6:47:57 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: miss marmelstein
Anyone here remember Reno 911?
21 posted on 05/09/2013 6:51:16 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's presidential run. What'll you do?)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Err...no...


22 posted on 05/09/2013 6:53:59 PM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Years ago my job took me a couple times to a women’s prison. At the time I was young and rather buff, and since the temperature was around 112F, I was wearing short pants. What a commotion those scary broads made!

I couldn’t wait to get the hell out of there.


23 posted on 05/09/2013 6:54:36 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (People are idiots.)
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To: jjotto

I worry a little about a man who loves jailhouse sex scenes, lol.

It reminds me of a very dull boss I had who once began a sentence with the words “my favorite water condensation story is...”


24 posted on 05/09/2013 6:56:30 PM PDT by miss marmelstein ( Richard Lives Yet!)
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To: miss marmelstein

Part of a ‘Big Bang Theory’ script?


25 posted on 05/09/2013 6:59:03 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

The series or the movie? Both pretty funny! I think I liked the series better.


26 posted on 05/09/2013 7:25:15 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Irenic
“I want to thank you all for coming to this egregious occasion....”
27 posted on 05/09/2013 7:35:46 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's presidential run. What'll you do?)
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To: nickcarraway

Taki’s Blog reeks of RINO.


28 posted on 05/09/2013 8:50:37 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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