[COBOL2Java]

Any moment now the Free Republic Committee to Excuse Republicans will arrive and explain why this is a super secret plot by JonBon that will save America. and we just need to give him time.

"T'is a bearer of ill will that pleads for haste! Speaker Boehner has a plan that he will execute in just the right time - no sooner!"

[Norm Lenhart]

Unfortunately that plan is to merge the two parties under Democrat leadership. Truly Lord Vader ...er...Bhoner is a uniter, not a divider.