200 Satisfied Customers!™This is a quick little one-off knockout piece I conjured up this morning. I hope it gives someone a chuckle.
Posted on 05/13/2013 7:01:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Jay Carney: "My, there Republicans are obsessed with Benghazi. Benghazi was a bump in the road. I mean, what difference does it make? Obama was asleep while he watched it unfold. It's the Republican's fault because they pushed for the Sequestration that Obama invented. Rush Limbaugh is a bad man. This is a FoxNews-created scandal extensively reported on by CBS. George W. Bush is to blame. It's a vast right wing conspiracy. The terrorists that did this were not committing an act of terror. We never once altered the talking points' twelve different versions. These talking points originated in the CIA that the White House authored. This was a spontaneous uprising caused by an offensive video that nobody ever saw. The Koch brothers are evil. We only made one adjustment - 'consulate' to 'diplomatic facility' -- among the hundreds of other adjustments. Mitch McConnell is a bad man. Newt Gingrich. If we do not count the Navy Seals that were ready to respond, the nearby fighter aircraft and the Specter gunship circling overhead, there were no assents we could have responded with. Why are Republicans such fringers? Mitt Romney caused the entire Benghazi tragedy. Just because Barack Obama is the only person that could order the assets to stand down, doesn't mean someone else didn't do it. It's too soon after these tragic events, besides, it was a really long time ago. This breaking series of events that happened Friday is old news. Why are you attacking Hillary? It's because you hate women, isn't it?"
To my readers, it is a quick little one-off kinda-fun piece. Hope it gave you a chuckle.
Impeachment File on Benghazi Coward B. Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, a legal citizen of the Nation of Indonesia.
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What, no “global warming” connection?
Jay Carney: "That's a given. Next question please."
It’s alright Jai Carnie, we realize you’re not really as idiotic as you appear. Making seriously good money for conveying ValJ’s talking points to an adoring press corpse....
But, but they got doughnuts! Free doughnuts, man! Free! Doughnuts!
Actually sounds more plausible than the real deal! LOL! Of course there is no ONE “real deal” but many to choose from!
Good job, Laz!
Does wearing a see through dress make them the most transparent administration ever?
“I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. We’ll just have to wait for the report to find out what I was doing the night of Sept. 11.” zero
Pretty good job, there. You nailed the whole flippant, dismissive, I’m-not-but-you-are stream of obnoxiousness that I’m quite certain one day will be referred to as “Carneyesque”.
Knew I’d flush you out! Great to see Ya!
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LOL, as I read this, a picture of Carney babbling these words popped into my mind. He was on the floor, trying to push himself into a corner, eyes bulging, having a breakdown.
Question for Carney:
“Why should we believe you now?”
No,but we can clearly see their nuts!
I forgot: “Sequestration happened in 2013. This attack happened on September 11, 2012. So you can see how Sequestration caused this.”
I would be chuckling, except the perfidy of this bunch caused four people to die needless and horrific deaths, if they had their way it would be two dozen dead. Now they're lying about it as they have never lied before (and that's saying a lot).
Sorry Laz.
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