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Obama Seeks Advice From Bush and Romney on Benghazi, IRS Scandals
The Palookaville Post ^ | May 13, 2013 | The Paperboy

Posted on 05/13/2013 4:52:47 PM PDT by onyx

After enduring the longest weekend of his previously unchallenged presidency, Barack Hussein Obama Monday covertly solicited advice from two of his most publicly criticized political adversaries, George W. Bush and Mitt Romney.

Obama requested the meeting with Bush and Romney when his gaggle of hand picked aides failed to provide sound counsel after recent scandals with Benghazi and the IRS were forced into the liberal main stream media portraying the President as an emperor who was suddenly found to be wearing no clothes.

“President Obama was blindsided by his friends in the left wing news media, and felt betrayed by news reporters actually reporting the truth,” said a representative for White House press secretary Art Carney.

“Our legal team parses statements from the Obama administration very carefully, but it has become apparent that our evasive strategy is no longer working. The President needed help from people with experience being attacked by the media and who also know how to tell the truth, that’s why he contacted Bush and Romney.”

President Bush and Governor Romney, two men who were never treated properly by the Obama administration or the main stream media, were asked to meet with the President and explain how to handle adversity without being able to manufacture a birth certificate, bribe a public official or threaten an opponent Chicago style.

“This whole situation is new territory for us liberals, and if we want to stay in power we may have to learn how to do the right thing and simply tell the truth,” said the White House stenographer who wrote the invitations to Bush and Romney.

“At this point we aren’t sure if Bush and Romney are willing to help President Obama out of this jam, or if they’re happy to watch him twist in the wind like Nixon. We wouldn’t be in this mess if we could locate a Democrat with decent values and integrity, and unfortunately our next best thing is either Bill or Hillary Clinton.”

Behind the scenes flustered White House aides scrambled to answer the flood of complaints not only made by conservatives and Republicans, but also from newly awakened and confused progressive supporters.

“47% of the low information electorate never heard of Benghazi or the IRS,” said a key White House intern.

“All of the sudden Democrats are discovering that the checks they get every month are paid for by their neighbors and not by Obama. They also want to know why an American President thought it was best to stand down instead of help fellow Americans under attack.”

The Palookaville Post has learned that both President Bush and Governor Romney will do the right thing for the good of the country, and have agreed to meet with Obama to help straighten out the President’s values and principles.

Other conservative leaders have requested that, for the good of the country, the meeting be held in the distant future allowing the President ot twist in the wind like Nixon.

“Segretti”



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bush; obama; romney; satire; scandals
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1 posted on 05/13/2013 4:52:47 PM PDT by onyx
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To: onyx

Tell the truth ?

Can`t do that, he`d have to admit running weapons from Libya to terrorists in Syria.

Other options?

Keep lying or resign.


2 posted on 05/13/2013 4:55:22 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45
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To: onyx

Bush and Romney should not be suckered in by 0bama.

Let 0 handle Benghazi by himself or B & R will be blamed for any mismanagement of this affair.


3 posted on 05/13/2013 4:56:18 PM PDT by 353FMG ( I do not say whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
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To: onyx

Bush should tell him to pound sand.


4 posted on 05/13/2013 4:56:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: 353FMG

This looks like satire.


5 posted on 05/13/2013 4:57:18 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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To: BenLurkin

Bush should tell him to pound sand.


No, let Dick Cheney do it. He’s better with words. Remember what he told Leahy to do?


6 posted on 05/13/2013 5:00:10 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: onyx

If he throws in Juan McCain and Gramnesty, he can have his own “Gang of Four” to pull his chestnuts out of the fire.


7 posted on 05/13/2013 5:00:38 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If you think ObamaCare is a train wreck, wait until you see the amnesty bill.)
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To: onyx
Please tell me your are all aware this article is sarcasm
8 posted on 05/13/2013 5:01:25 PM PDT by tophat9000 (American is Barack Oaken)
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To: onyx

Oblamer is way too narcissistic to ask for advice from these two. This is BS...


9 posted on 05/13/2013 5:01:27 PM PDT by BreezyDog (Illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: rfp1234

It has to be.


10 posted on 05/13/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: onyx

HOW THE HECK DO I DODGE THIS????


11 posted on 05/13/2013 5:02:10 PM PDT by sasquatch
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To: onyx
My feeling is that the AP wire taps are going to ultimately be the undoing of the cozy relationship with the press.

That is finally something that reporters can identify with.

All the rest was something that didn't impact them. Criminal, immoral, yes, but not against the fifth estate.

12 posted on 05/13/2013 5:03:36 PM PDT by Robert357 (D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
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To: onyx

And Bush replies... “Well why don’t you just keep blaming it on me?”


13 posted on 05/13/2013 5:03:57 PM PDT by Safrguns (PM me if you like to play Minecraft!)
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To: rfp1234

Check the keywords ... satire


14 posted on 05/13/2013 5:04:06 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Roberts has perverted the Constitution)
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To: sasquatch

He should consult Daffy Duck AKA Buck Dodger in the 21st Century.


15 posted on 05/13/2013 5:05:27 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (All that is required for evil to advance is for government to do "something")
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To: rfp1234

The link goes to some stupid blog. The article is either satire or some bloggers fantasy.


16 posted on 05/13/2013 5:07:46 PM PDT by Alex in chains
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To: onyx

This has gotta be satire of some kind...


17 posted on 05/13/2013 5:08:53 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: onyx

0bama should contact Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriend.


18 posted on 05/13/2013 5:09:11 PM PDT by windsorknot
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To: onyx
Resign
19 posted on 05/13/2013 5:10:17 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then.)
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To: tophat9000

Absolutely.


20 posted on 05/13/2013 5:10:33 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: onyx
You spose Jarrett brokered the meeting? LOL! Love this site.
21 posted on 05/13/2013 5:18:04 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: onyx

i need to see some groveling and less sniveling


22 posted on 05/13/2013 5:18:40 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: jazusamo

LOL.
I do, too.


23 posted on 05/13/2013 5:21:13 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: bigheadfred

Right...LOL.


24 posted on 05/13/2013 5:21:32 PM PDT by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Para-Ord.45

Even if that is true - and I’m not saying it isn’t - WHY? WHY still, was there the order(s) to stand down? WHY?


25 posted on 05/13/2013 5:22:44 PM PDT by nfldgirl
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To: onyx
Son, you're on your own.


26 posted on 05/13/2013 5:26:36 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: Mean Maryjean

Yup, ALL the basics questions still go unanswered .

Who ordered the stand down or no orders at all?

What was Stevens doing at the consulate, basically a large house?

Who did he meet with?

Was it any representatives of foreign country(ies) or actual diplomats?

What did they discuss?

Was it weapons transfers from Libya, or any other country, to forces fighting the government of Syria?

Did those weapons go to known terrorists groups?

The reason for their massive woven tapestry of lies cannot be for some trivial reason. I suspect Treason, aiding and abetting known terrorist groups.


27 posted on 05/13/2013 5:27:59 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45
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To: rfp1234
This looks like satire.

Yep. Has to be.

28 posted on 05/13/2013 5:29:41 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: onyx

My advise to Bush would be to tell the domestic enemy to “Go f@#k yourself!”


29 posted on 05/13/2013 6:06:33 PM PDT by WMarshal (Free citizen, never a subject or a civilian)
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To: Para-Ord.45

I don’t think Barry should hold his breath waiting for Willard and Dubya to answer his 911.


30 posted on 05/13/2013 6:27:52 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: onyx

Bush and Romney? Hell, he needs to channel Nixon!


31 posted on 05/13/2013 6:35:10 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: onyx

Get the Ouija board out and channel Nixon. Then he can say a few chants for Aliester Crowley.


32 posted on 05/13/2013 7:04:04 PM PDT by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est.)
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