Skip to comments.Republicans Delay Obama Impeachment Until 2014 (SATIRE)
Posted on 05/18/2013 4:47:30 PM PDT by onyx
According to well connected sources inside the Washington D.C. political machine, Republican Party strategists already have enough evidence to begin impeachment proceedings against President Barack Hussein Obama, but will delay the process until they re-take the Senate after the 2014 mid term elections.
Republicans believe that Obama, who will be impeached for corruption, perjury and obstruction of justice, will forcibly demand that subordinates continue to lie and cover up past wrongdoings within the administration, leading to documentation of additional high crimes and misdemeanors.
Congressman Issa already has sworn testimony, video surveillance, fingerprints and notarized documents placing Obama, Clinton, Holder and several other top officials at the center of Benghazi and the IRS scandals, said Long Uvula, the venerable tipster named to honor famed 1970′s Watergate informant Deep Throat.
But the real smoking gun is 18 minutes of audio tapes from the Oval office with Obamas voice telling soldiers to stand down in Benghazi, making up the whole anti-Muslim video lie to cover up the terrorist attack, and forcing IRS officials to go after conservative groups and make them sweat, added the relentlessly informative Long Uvula.
Remarkably, some Democrat leaders are considering preemptive impeachment hearings of their own against the radical left wing socialist President who they have supported on every policy and big government program since he left Kenya in the summer of 2001.
Most Democrats and other low information voters look at Bill Clinton and see a true hero, never realizing he was impeached like Obama soon will be, said Candy Jimenez-Goldberg, one of Nancy Pelosis newest and least experienced interns.
In a rational world any impeached President would be removed from office, but there were power crazy Democrats in charge of the Senate back in 1998 who set Clinton free, and we have that same dynamic today.
If we can impeach Obama before the next election, Senate Democrats can vote not guilty in 2014, rewrite history in 2015 returning Barack to God-Like hero status for our clueless constituents, and set up Hillary for an easy victory in 2016.
The Palookaville Post has learned that many Congressman, both Republican and Democrat, would prefer to start Obamas impeachment hearings right away in order to secure hours of coveted free facetime on television prior to the November 2014 elections.
American news watchers would prefer that no impeachment hearings be held, avoiding the long winded speeches and phony political posturing for the media.
Please just string the guy up and fix some pot holes already.
“said Long Uvula, the venerable tipster named to honor famed 1970’s Watergate informant Deep Throat.”
That’s a hoot.
Do you need to put Satire in the title? You get better replies without it. :-)
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