Freepers it's safe to assume that Obama gets more defiant when conservatives attack him. So let's do some reverse psychology. As a joke I'm creating a "Republicans Against Partisan Gridlock Committee." For your heads up it doesn't exist and it will never exist, but feel free to copy and paste the RAGPC's 10-point platform on liberal media outlets, create Obama fan club websites, open RAGPC Twitter and Fac俄book accounts. Show a sense of humor and see if any Democrats say, "these are brilliant ideas." We, the Republicans Against Partisan Gridlock Committee, stand tall with our righteous brothers and sisters at: ACORN, SEIU, NAACP, LULAC, La Raza, OFA, Open Society, Media Matters, PETA, Greenpeace and billionaire oil tycoon George Soros to endorse President Barack Obama's call for an end to partisan gridlock and to favor one party Democratic Party rule in Washington D.C. We need to hit the streets, do some community organizing, broadcast our message to the MSM and support Obama's progressive agenda by any means necessary. Here's our 10-point platform for a more Leftist USA: 1. Donate only to Obama's Organizing for Action group and never give cash to the Democrat National Committee (DNC). Did you know there's still a few Democratic Party elected officials who might be 2nd Amendment sympathizers? 2. Cast moderates out of the Democrat Party and tell them they can join the evil Republicans. These Democrats are wolves in sheeps clothing. 3. Boycott watching MSNBC's Chris Matthews Hardball TV show. Matthews had the audacity to criticize Obama recently and hinted he no longer gets a tingling in his legs. 4. Support gay marriage so Barack Obama and Reggie Love can get married in the White House. 5. Abolish the U.S. Constitution since it is slowing down our progressive agenda. 6. Let's endorse a lifetime presidency for Obama. Who needs Hillary Clinton when we all know Obama is our true messiah. 7. Exempt all registered Democrats from income and sales taxes, but not ObamaCare taxes, while imposing 90% income and sales on registered Republicans. 8. Declare Islam a state religion and enforce sharia law on GOP Christian voters. 9. Assign the ObamaCare Death Panel to kill all senior citizens who are registered Republicans. 10. Subsidize and support the MSM. Ensure that only registered Democrats work for these media outlets. (Oh wait, it's already Mission Accomplished on that one, my bad).
posted on 05/20/2013 7:25:38 PM PDT
(Don't mess with Texas)
posted on 05/20/2013 7:30:05 PM PDT
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
posted on 05/20/2013 7:34:18 PM PDT
(Register pressure cookers! /s)
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