I think the “Bill Clinton defense” should be adopted here....”I did not have sexual relations with that woman.” (insert girl for woman). Case closed.
Who cares. It's their PERSONAL lives. It's just an alternative lifestyle. Kids will be kids. It's just youthful experimentation. You can't get pregnant from a tongue lashing.
Why are homos attracted to bathrooms for sex? The ambiance? The bouquet(aroma)? The décor? I mean it's just so romantic an atmosphere. Is there a wine dispenser next to the tampon dispenser? Just wondering.
saliva?