If you order from the same pizza shop you may have earned
a bit of a reputation. If that is the case, you might be getting
a pizza topping or two that you didn’t order.
Just kidding but it reminds me of a college story. Some friends
of mine on the football team worked at a pizza shop in
San Luis Obispo. Big Fred, an offensive lineman was making
pizzas one nite. A drunk customer in line to order was riding
Fred about being a slow fat ass. Fred was a cowboy type and
always had a dip of Copenhagen in his lip & 2 cans at least in
his hip pocket. Fred never said a word to the drunk but you
might imagine what he did with the the contents of one of those
cans of chew.
Saved an old lady's life a couple of years ago.