Skip to comments.Out of the Mouths of Liberals
Posted on 06/09/2013 6:12:58 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Happy weekend to one and all. And now for something completely different. Or, not:
OK, so the question is, what is the craziest, dumbest, most relentlessly idiotic, jaw-droppingly imbecilic thing ever said to you by a liberal? And I don't mean the usual "Obama is good", "Republicans are mean" LIV talking points, I'm talking about remarks that are just so full of weapons-grade stupid that you're left gasping for air like a gutted fish, completely speechless, and feeling like your head has been filled with Elmer's glue.
Just how dumb can they get? Let's see what you've got.
And no fair just Googling for quotes from Nancy Pelosi or Keith Olbermann, it has to be something that was said directly to you personally.
I'll prime the pump with a few examples:
"The main stream media are hopelessly biased in favour of the right - a result of the fact that they are owned by mega-corporations."
A woman I met in a dog park in San Diego told me that she didn't mind illegal immigration as long as it didn't bring down her property values
Another one responded to my reference to the famous Chesterton quote about how people shouldn't change things without first understanding why they are the way they are in the first place by asking me if I thought women should be allowed to wear pants.
And this last one is moron-worthy:
I was once told by my friend's girlfriend that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC because all the antibiotics they gave to the chickens had mutated them to such an extent that they could no longer be legally called chicken. I thought she was joking and laughed....
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I hear them relentlessly bash America, and sound like they know what they’re talking about. They obviously haven’t studied history, or math, or have traveled overseas.
“We have to pass the bill to find out what’s in it!”
I had a female friend visiting, and my son and I were talking about Benghazi.
She said, “who is Ben Ghazi” ?
I just looked at my son and said, “see?”
“We invaded Iraq for the oil.”
This was my liberal brother that I thought was one of my closest siblings as he spoke to my other brother at Thanksgiving. When he said their he nodded at me and my husband who are known conservatives. No they weren't planning a surprise party. Made me feel like a Jew in Nazi Germany and had 'friends' working for the SS.
I never talk to liberals on purpose. But when I do I promptly forget what they said.
Once had a fight with a relative who said universities are environments for the free exchange of ideas.
As long as there is no conservative ideas being given, was my response.
The relative HAD NO RESPONSE (but was PO’d). ZING!!!!
(sad thing IS, relative is a Harvarrrrrd grad.)
computers use a lot of electricity
A lot of Liberals have never actually heard a Conservative position described on any particular issue. They don’t know what Conservatives believe. But they do know that Conservatives are stupid and wrong.
Compared to what?
“Happy Memorial Day!”
I kid you not.
"No, look, it says right here in the Proposition: 'This will not cause an increase in taxes'. The state government will pay for it!"
What was that video maybe two years ago from some local government meeting — Santa Cruz CA? — where a girl got up and said we should all just give all the homeless people food from the trees, it won’t cost anybody anything because it grows on trees, something like that.
From a Chitown relative who is part of the Chicago Dem machine, an employee of the state:
“The state, by law, provides health insurance for every child in the state.”
And the little thought cloud over my head was saying, And here we find a clue to the $11 billion debt you have.
Ah here we go, the “food is free” part starts at about 2:10
“growing food is so good, um, for the people, because it’s free. all you have to do is pay the farmers, and pay for the land...the food’s free, so we should just sell it at the farmer’s market.”
My neighbors are libs, and I am thinking of putting up a vinyl fence to separate my property from theirs in addition to attaining some privacy.
My girlfriend's idiotic roommate is also a huge lib, and I seldom ever talk to her either.
These people really are something else. Americans? I hardly think so. These stupid b@stards identify more with Communism than they do with the American way of life. They really are nuts.
computers use a lot of electricity and that
s why we have an energy crisis MIL
“I would give my life for a tree.”
Ha, I thought I recognized the host of that video clip. How absolutely bat-guano, hide-the-knives insane do you have to be to have Cenk Uygur making fun of you on Current TV, whoa.
I’ve heard “We invaded Afghanistan for the oil”. And no, I am not making this up.
A teacher said in class “ I always wanted to go to a Bill Graham crusade, I never seen someone make people bark like dogs before. “
I started to correct her but it occurred to me that if I told her she might not go. He was speaking in town next month.
“Obama plays golf?”. . .after I mentioned he has played more golf than any President in history.
The mother lode:
A buddy of mine I’ve known since early childhood (who is no longer a full on lib - too smart): I hate arguing politics with you, you bring up too many facts.
When I tried to discuss with a liberal woman that Obama has created a very bad job environment for blacks, she said, “But that is genetic, like breeding Collies for certain characteristics. It’s genetic that blacks cannot work.”
I told her that is totally racist, and she was insulted, claiming no way was she a racist. I tried to explain that claiming it was genetic that blacks could not work was racist. She just refused to accept that that was what liberals believe, and yes, it is racist.
That women received the right to vote in the 1950s. She waa really offfended when I could not stop laughing.
How about the “Guam in danger of capsizing” comment by some moron?
A Liberal is a person too broad-minded to take their own side in an argument.
You & me both. My best friend said it to me w a straight face. It’s downright discouraging; it really is.
I think he played a doctor on TV . . .
Oh that’s easy!
“We have to vote for Republicans NO MATTER WHAT”.
Ooooh! Ooooh! I have a great one!
Liberal lady I know talking about Obama’s relentless acquisition of data about Americans, the IRS scandal, expansion of DHS, storm-trooper tactics, invasion of Libya, invasion of Syria, Benghazi, Fast and Furious: “Obama isn’t really a liberal at all. I’m so disappointed, apart from Obamacare I mean. It turns out he’s secretly a conservative because he did all these horrible things.”
Genius! This woman has an advanced degree in IT and gets paid wads of our money to do very difficult things. But she still has some kind of misfire in her neural wiring. I was so shocked I couldn’t even make my mouth work to refute her.
I had a lib female friend tell me:”The problem with you is that when you get done speaking, there’s nothing left to say.”
Saving this one for later
Can’t play in this game, I do not talk to liberals.
(Joyce Kilmer?? /sarc)
The still extremely popular advertisement exhortation and corollary is:
"Use a plastic bag and save a tree."
oil --> plastic
tree --> paper
Back in the '80s on a long flight I had a detailed conversation with a top executive of International Paper Company regarding their operation of large tracts continuously growing renewable loblolly pines for the kraft paper used in bags and corrugated cardboard. The unique conditions for growing such trees is in the North American Southeast, whose trees produces paper for the finest corrugated board unparalleled anywhere else in the world.
And one of the best sources for kraft paper and cardboard boxes is the recycling of clean bundled boxes returned for recycling, without having to execute the conversion of wood chips into pulp for paper production.
The sun, chlorophyll, water, and carbon dioxide just keeps on producing renewable wood embodying the stored sun's energy, which at the worst can be recovered through burning of paper too dirty for recycling.
Common sense: oil is not renewable, trees are--tracts harvested every 33 years--just like cows or fish or cabbage or -- well, you name it. And continuously profitable.
Liberal enviromentalista illogic: use non-living plastic to avoid killing a growing tree in its maturity, an obscene misuse of a living shade-giving plant, thus diminishing the number of trees because of selfish reasons.
Unequalled, supreme, blatant stupidity.
I have a libtard moment which goes all the way back to the Reagan administration when AIDS was first diagnosed. An older woman told me that she had it on good authority that the virus was actually introduced into Africa by American scientists promoting genocide.
"But, didn't it originate in primates," I asked?
"Yes," she admitted, "but American scientists introduced it to them as an sexually transmitted disease".
"For that to be possible," I noted "they would have either had to have boinked or injected one of these primates, who would have had to have passed it on to the local population in the same manner."
"Yes, I suppose so," she said.
"And," I added, "the only way to prove your contention was if one of the scientists talked, one of the monkeys talked or they caught them in the act. Which was it?"
A liberal teacher in Gillette Wy. Dissing the coal companies...she drives a plug in electric car...then I asked her if she knew where the electricity comes from that charges her car...silence.
I feel I must interject a completely sane, succinct description--in three words--that declares the stupidity of such people:
"The human debris living and outnumbering us in this country dont care. Everybody Loves Barry."--from FlingWingFlyer
What a great, pithy summary!
I took it from another recent response (my emphasis). Give FlingWingFlyer a sustained round of applause!
“It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.” — the Slickmeister.
I have a lib brother too. Pro union, pro gubmint’, you name it. Every Christmas, every fed holiday, it’s a political powder keg at the dinner table.
“Weapons-grade Stupid”. I love it.
Comments: “entering the country illegally is a crime only because the government said so”.
Yeah baby! That’s industrial strength lefty logic.
When I informed a Liberal of his mistaken beliefs, his reply was “well, those are YOUR facts”.
I started to explain what a “fact” was, but he decided to end the conversation.