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JAY LENO EVISCERATES 'SNOOP OBAMA'
Foxnews ^ | June 10th, 2013 | N/A

Posted on 06/10/2013 5:55:49 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55

NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Friday night monologue. Jay hits the feds from all sides: the NSA surveillance scandal; the IRS targeting scandal and the agency's extravagant, million-dollar conferences; and the exploding national debt. Notice the difference in audience reaction for a Mitt Romney tax joke.

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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: obama; snoop
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1 posted on 06/10/2013 5:55:49 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55

Jay Leno is ON FIRE!


2 posted on 06/10/2013 5:57:25 AM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Leno’s going out with in a blaze of glory lol!


3 posted on 06/10/2013 5:57:32 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55

Snoop Dogg Obozo.


4 posted on 06/10/2013 5:58:05 AM PDT by IbJensen (Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
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To: IbJensen

I love it. ‘Snoop’ Obama.

Leno will inevitably be called racist.

But he doesn’t care.


5 posted on 06/10/2013 5:58:49 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Biggirl

bump to that!


6 posted on 06/10/2013 6:00:16 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55

Build a new network around Leno....the FOX Comedy Channel.
At least somebody needs to snag his writers when his run is done.


7 posted on 06/10/2013 6:06:32 AM PDT by Sivad (NorCal red turf)
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To: Biggirl

And they said they couldn’t find anything about Obama to joke about...


8 posted on 06/10/2013 6:07:01 AM PDT by Hotlanta Mike ("Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
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To: ConservativeMan55

The funniest bit was the Christie clip.


9 posted on 06/10/2013 6:07:04 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Sivad

Maybe Glenn could hire Leno on the Blaze!


10 posted on 06/10/2013 6:07:26 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55
Hey Jay Leno ? here's a list you can use to get a head start on David Letterman...


1. If you know they are watching you it gives you a excuse to go and get a new hair doo, might as well look your Sunday best.

2. Don't have no one to talk to and feel alone ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have someone to talk to.

3. With Big Brother listening you can always can get a 2nd option if no one else cares.

4. Start up a Big Brother Eavesdropping French Gourmet Show and will always have a listening audience.

5. Want to audition your singing voice and don't' have a listening audience ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have a listening audience to hear you and watch you 24/7.

6. Now you have a reason and excuse to tell your old worn out fishing stories for the 100th time to a listening audience.

7. You can be sure the system works and your data files are off to a undisclosed Utah location free of charge.

8. Just bought a very expensive Cuban Cigar and need a excuse to celebrate and smoke it ?
Why no problem !
With Big Brother watching you can look in the cam and say into the mic : " Hi Big Bro, it's nice that you stopped by and are listening "
Then you look in the cam and lite up that cigar and HELLO, HI , YOO HOO. ... now I feel I have company who has my undivided attention who loves me and cares.

9. Start your own reality Big Brother Spying Show with a ready made listening audiance.

10. You know someone and some offical in Washington and Utah in the regime is always thinking about you and cares.
11 posted on 06/10/2013 6:10:40 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: ConservativeMan55

Hope Jay is not a Verizon customer.


12 posted on 06/10/2013 6:11:34 AM PDT by mmichaels1970
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To: American Constitutionalist

http://imgur.com/gallery/qjbtwIz


13 posted on 06/10/2013 6:12:12 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.


14 posted on 06/10/2013 6:12:17 AM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Hotlanta Mike
" And they said they couldn’t find anything about Obama to joke about... "

That's because the jokes write themselves.
15 posted on 06/10/2013 6:12:32 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: Biggirl

“Jay Leno is ON FIRE!”

Leno no longer has a contract to worry about, and can finally say what he damn well wants to, without fear of ending his career, through attacks from the gay Hollywood Left.


16 posted on 06/10/2013 6:14:00 AM PDT by tcrlaf (Well, it is what the Sheeple voted for....)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Snoop Obama?

I like it.


17 posted on 06/10/2013 6:15:40 AM PDT by alloysteel (When did the government suddenly become our psycho ex-girlfriend? - Jay Leno)
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To: American Constitutionalist
Typo correction : 3. With Big Brother listening you can always can get a 2nd opinion if no one else cares.
18 posted on 06/10/2013 6:15:44 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: william clark

“Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.”

The regime will have Obamunists working over kettles of boiling water in the post office back rooms to steam open letters.


19 posted on 06/10/2013 6:19:05 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: listenhillary

LOL !!! ROTFLMAF !! “ Yes we can “ ... “


20 posted on 06/10/2013 6:21:37 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: alloysteel

Snoop Poop Coup


21 posted on 06/10/2013 6:22:31 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: Proud2BeRight
The regime will have Obamunists working over kettles of boiling water in the post office back rooms to steam open letters.

They would just make it a felony to mail a sealed envelope. Use the glue... no 2nd amendment for you.

22 posted on 06/10/2013 6:23:07 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: listenhillary

Moose does not look happy at all.... LOL !


23 posted on 06/10/2013 6:24:25 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: mmichaels1970

At this point “ what difference does it make “ ... because they got all our communications on their data banks.


24 posted on 06/10/2013 6:25:56 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: ConservativeMan55

“fo shizzle ma nizzle” is a bastardization of “fo’ sheezy mah neezy” which is a bastardization of “for sure mah nigga” which is a bastdardization of “I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother” Go Snoop O


25 posted on 06/10/2013 6:31:18 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: tcrlaf

“Leno no longer has a contract to worry about, and can finally say what he damn well wants to, without fear of ending his career, through attacks from the gay Hollywood Left.”

I know the applause sign comes on, but the applause seems to be getting much louder since Jay is taking on the king.


26 posted on 06/10/2013 6:34:27 AM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like it)
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To: Proud2BeRight

They already keep front and back images of every piece of mail through the system.


27 posted on 06/10/2013 6:36:00 AM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: ConservativeMan55

Hey if he hasn’t been audited yet he’s got nothing to worry about. One benefit of “coming out” against Obama heavy now. If he does get an audit notice he can cry foul!


28 posted on 06/10/2013 6:41:03 AM PDT by MomwithHope (Buy and read Ameritopia by Mark Levin!)
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To: Proud2BeRight

Yeah, but not as efficiently.


29 posted on 06/10/2013 6:41:43 AM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: Proud2BeRight

Besides, the number of Obamabots required for such work would vastly exceed the number who can actually read.


30 posted on 06/10/2013 6:42:56 AM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: American Constitutionalist

That’s because the jokes write themselves.


Were they on holiday starting from 2008 thru 2013?


31 posted on 06/10/2013 6:49:05 AM PDT by Hotlanta Mike ("Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
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To: Black Agnes

“They already keep front and back images of every piece of mail through the system.”

That’s something I had not heard before.


33 posted on 06/10/2013 6:52:12 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Proud2BeRight

bttt yep they do


34 posted on 06/10/2013 6:54:10 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Proud2BeRight

Yup. The recent ricin arrest(s) elucidated that fact for a lot of people.


35 posted on 06/10/2013 6:54:23 AM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: william clark
Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.

With today's x-ray imaging technology, it wouldn't take much to scan the contents of every letter in less than a half second.

36 posted on 06/10/2013 7:13:40 AM PDT by EricT. (Another Muslim terrorist. Who saw that coming?)
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To: ConservativeMan55

So, if we boycott the phones, the internet and mail service, that’s going to put a lot of people out of work. It will also save storage space on all this invasive data collecting.

BTW, how do we know if they won’t take our data, manipulate it, then accuse us of wrongdoing even though we haven’t done anything wrong? I know that computers are fool proof, never lose data and never crash.


37 posted on 06/10/2013 7:19:43 AM PDT by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Hotlanta Mike

Brain fog from to much koolaid.


38 posted on 06/10/2013 7:22:18 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: ConservativeMan55

Although I can’t make the video work (network videos are junk even though they have ample funding) I can imagine how pointed the jokes are getting. Leno is rapidly morphing away from the liberal I thought he has always been. Maybe he wasn’t so liberal, but held on to his leanings because of network pressure.


39 posted on 06/10/2013 7:25:16 AM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and the other over my mouth.)
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To: Baynative

Video no workee for me either.


40 posted on 06/10/2013 7:30:09 AM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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To: SgtHooper

Me neither!

You don’t think NBC would.. uh yeah they would.


41 posted on 06/10/2013 7:35:30 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55

Click through the Fox link to the Breitbart link. The video works fine there.


42 posted on 06/10/2013 7:38:02 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

Thanks!!!!!


43 posted on 06/10/2013 7:38:36 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Sivad
Build a new network around Leno....the FOX Comedy Channel.

That's a grand idea. Offer unslanted, clean, comedy and good country music.

And Pawn Stars and Duck Dynasty reruns. And maybe even a hunting and fishing show on the weekends.

44 posted on 06/10/2013 7:46:16 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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To: ConservativeMan55; All

You can see the video clip of this at this location.

You’ll have to watch a couple of short commercials, but less than two minutes in you’ll be watching Leno take this administration apart.

Enjoy...

http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/video/friday-june-7-2013/n37811/


45 posted on 06/10/2013 7:53:14 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Obama lied, four men died, and he went to hide...)
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To: Sivad

—— Build a new network around Leno....the FOX Comedy Channel. At least somebody needs to snag his writers when his run is done.——

Glenn Beck is the only one with the vision to do this, but he’s probably tapped out, since they’re growing so fast.

But they just snagged Laurie Dhue, who probably is working at a discounted rate. So you never know.


46 posted on 06/10/2013 8:02:54 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas
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To: ConservativeMan55

Jay Leno is not only eviscerating Obama, he’s painfully extracting market share from David Letterman as the Tonight Show gains viewers.

Somehow it’s fitting that the only NBC show whose ratings are rising has a host whom NBC executives in their wisdom fired a few months ago and will be leaving soon.


47 posted on 06/10/2013 8:12:41 AM PDT by Bluestocking
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To: ConservativeMan55

That’s good. Ridicule is the best tool. They used it against Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin. They deserve it.


48 posted on 06/10/2013 8:20:11 AM PDT by I want the USA back (If I Pi$$ed off just one liberal today my mission has been accomplished.)
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To: ConservativeMan55

Can’t watch at work. Was it funny?


49 posted on 06/10/2013 8:46:23 AM PDT by nikos1121
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To: Baynative; SgtHooper; ConservativeMan55

Go through to the Briebart link.


50 posted on 06/10/2013 9:20:14 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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