Skip to comments.Peace Through Porků Ammo Company Comes Up With Jihad-Proof Pork-Infused Bullets
Posted on 06/14/2013 10:01:19 PM PDT by servo1969
With two layers of pork deterrent
Jihawg Ammunition 9mm Pig Tainted Ammo an all natural deterrent to sudden jihad syndrome.
An Idaho company has come up with a culturally-sensitive solution to dealing with sudden jihad syndrome Pork-infused bullets.
Ammoland reported, via Weasel Zippers:
Youve probably already heard about the bizarre, Islamist slaughter of an off-duty British soldier in broad daylight on a busy street in London in May 2013.
The two assailants struck the victim with a car then jumped out and began hacking and slashing him with knives and a meat cleaver. The murderers then strutted around the victims body for 15 to 20 minutes until armed police arrived, upon which the self-proclaimed jihadists launched an assault on the police and were shot.
Most strange is the way that the attackers waited around after the slaughter, strutting and bragging, but not particularly threatening or attempting to harm any of the onlookers, until armed police units finally arrived, at which point the murderers commenced what could only be characterized as a suicide attack having brought knives to a gunfight.
Many have asked why the attackers just waited around for the armed police. Why didnt they flee or continues attacking others, as one might expect from a couple of crazed murderers? What were they waiting for?
The answer to that question is very significant. These men were waiting for their tickets to Paradise and 72 virgins. They engaged in their act of jihad, killing an infidel aggressor, enemy of Islam, and then waited around for the armed police to show up so they could die in battle for Allahs glory, martyrs, and therefore elected for special rewards in Paradise. [...]
A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.
New Ammo Cancels Free Ticket To Terrorist Paradise (Ammoland)
Jihawg is giving away ammo on their FaceBook page: https://www.facebook.com/BuyJihawg
just took a 30 second laugh break. Good one.
Are those Pork rounds, or are you just happy to see me? :^)
0h! 0h! Look at this!
Peace Through Pork Ammo Company Comes Up With Jihad-Proof Pork-Infused Bullets
Instead of clips, they come in styes.
Must buy before homeland security snatches them all up.
Ala Snack bar!
Ya know, muzzies really oughta check out styes; it’s doubtful they’ve ever seen one.
you can make your own. just put a drop of bacon grease in your hollowpoint star, and let it solidify at room temp. put a drop of wax on top of that to seal it, and when it dries if it needs shaping, shave it.
This is most surely going into my ammo oddities collection! Funny stuff
9 mm, hmmm? Nah. I believe I’m going to wait for the new .429 Whole Hog round to arrive, though I have to admit the specifications for the .454 Curly Tail sound pretty impressive.
Oh, the possibilities...
The .50 cal round: THE BACONATOR!
Or the assortment box of .22, .380, .40 and .45 - “The Breakfast Club”!
Buy them, use them, even in a clearly justified shooting, go to prison under our current Stalinist regime.
The deterrent is that the jihadists know they’re gonna get a slug of pork at their death. If every ammo manufacturer did this, it would effectively get rid of the 72 virgin incentive.
Wanna bet the current administration gets involved and bans this?
Congress should pass a law saying that our government will only buy ammo that is pork-infused.
The prohibition for orthodox Jews is only on eating pork, right?
Would the person loading their weapon have to touch the pork-infused part of the bullets?
everything’s better with bacon...
I think you're right, so I won't take that bet. However, maybe we can work out an over-under number as to how long before the ban is issued.
“Put some HAM in MoHAMed”
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