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Peace Through Porků Ammo Company Comes Up With Jihad-Proof Pork-Infused Bullets
Gateway Pundit ^ | 6-14-2013 | Jim Hoft

Posted on 06/14/2013 10:01:19 PM PDT by servo1969

With two layers of pork deterrent…

Jihawg Ammunition 9mm Pig Tainted Ammo – an all natural deterrent to sudden jihad syndrome.

An Idaho company has come up with a culturally-sensitive solution to dealing with sudden jihad syndrome… Pork-infused bullets.

Ammoland reported, via Weasel Zippers:

You’ve probably already heard about the bizarre, Islamist slaughter of an off-duty British soldier in broad daylight on a busy street in London in May 2013.

The two assailants struck the victim with a car then jumped out and began hacking and slashing him with knives and a meat cleaver. The murderers then strutted around the victim’s body for 15 to 20 minutes until armed police arrived, upon which the self-proclaimed jihadists launched an assault on the police and were shot.

Most strange is the way that the attackers waited around after the slaughter, strutting and bragging, but not particularly threatening or attempting to harm any of the onlookers, until armed police units finally arrived, at which point the murderers commenced what could only be characterized as a suicide attack – having brought knives to a gunfight.

Many have asked why the attackers just waited around for the armed police. Why didn’t they flee or continues attacking others, as one might expect from a couple of crazed murderers? What were they waiting for?

The answer to that question is very significant. These men were waiting for their tickets to Paradise – and 72 virgins. They engaged in their act of jihad, killing an “infidel aggressor, enemy of Islam,” and then waited around for the armed police to show up so they could die in battle for Allah’s glory, martyrs, and therefore elected for special rewards in Paradise. [...]

A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition. The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.

New Ammo Cancels Free Ticket To Terrorist Paradise (Ammoland)

Jihawg is giving away ammo on their FaceBook page: https://www.facebook.com/BuyJihawg


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; US: Idaho
KEYWORDS: banglist; bullets; guncontrol; islam; jihad; jihawg; obama; pork; secondamendment
Warms the cockles, it does.
1 posted on 06/14/2013 10:01:20 PM PDT by servo1969
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To: servo1969

Ala Snackbar!


2 posted on 06/14/2013 10:05:43 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: bigbob

Ala Snackbar!

LOL!


3 posted on 06/14/2013 10:07:03 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: bigbob

just took a 30 second laugh break. Good one.


4 posted on 06/14/2013 10:12:33 PM PDT by ping jockey (IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME YOU GREASY,HAIRY ARMPIT,HIPPIE.)
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To: servo1969

Are those Pork rounds, or are you just happy to see me? :^)


5 posted on 06/14/2013 10:19:23 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Now playing... [ * * * Manchurian Candidate * * * ], limited engagement, 8 years...)
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To: bigbob; MestaMachine; MWestMom; Old Sarge; shibumi; daisy mae for the usa; KylaStarr; Califreak; ...
”Image

TM, too.

0h! 0h! Look at this!

Peace Through Pork… Ammo Company Comes Up With Jihad-Proof Pork-Infused Bullets

"Ala Snackbar!"

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6 posted on 06/14/2013 10:36:07 PM PDT by LucyT ("Once you've gone round the bend you've gone as far as you can go. ")
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To: LucyT

Instead of clips, they come in styes.


7 posted on 06/14/2013 10:39:07 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (McCain or Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: servo1969

Must buy before homeland security snatches them all up.


8 posted on 06/14/2013 10:42:56 PM PDT by dragonblustar (NSA, can you here me now?)
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To: bigbob; penelopesire; thouworm; MestaMachine; maggief; SE Mom; onyx; Liz; Nachum; Jim Robinson; ...

Ala Snack bar!
Roflol
American enginuity!


9 posted on 06/14/2013 10:45:10 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then!)
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To: SunkenCiv

Ya know, muzzies really oughta check out styes; it’s doubtful they’ve ever seen one.


10 posted on 06/14/2013 10:48:34 PM PDT by LucyT ("Once you've gone round the bend you've gone as far as you can go. ")
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To: servo1969

you can make your own. just put a drop of bacon grease in your hollowpoint star, and let it solidify at room temp. put a drop of wax on top of that to seal it, and when it dries if it needs shaping, shave it.


11 posted on 06/14/2013 11:21:03 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: servo1969

This is most surely going into my ammo oddities collection! Funny stuff


12 posted on 06/15/2013 12:03:38 AM PDT by FunkyZero (... I've got a Grand Piano to prop up my mortal remains)
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To: servo1969

9 mm, hmmm? Nah. I believe I’m going to wait for the new .429 Whole Hog round to arrive, though I have to admit the specifications for the .454 Curly Tail sound pretty impressive.


13 posted on 06/15/2013 2:15:21 AM PDT by Standing Wolf
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To: servo1969; MestaMachine; LucyT; butterdezillion; shibumi

Oh, the possibilities...

The .50 cal round: THE BACONATOR!

Or the assortment box of .22, .380, .40 and .45 - “The Breakfast Club”!


14 posted on 06/15/2013 4:00:52 AM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: servo1969

Buy them, use them, even in a clearly justified shooting, go to prison under our current Stalinist regime.


15 posted on 06/15/2013 4:34:59 AM PDT by Hardastarboard (Buck Off, Bronco Bama)
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To: Secret Agent Man

The deterrent is that the jihadists know they’re gonna get a slug of pork at their death. If every ammo manufacturer did this, it would effectively get rid of the 72 virgin incentive.


16 posted on 06/15/2013 5:11:19 AM PDT by butterdezillion (,)
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To: servo1969

Wanna bet the current administration gets involved and bans this?


17 posted on 06/15/2013 5:13:13 AM PDT by I want the USA back (If I Pi$$ed off just one liberal today my mission has been accomplished.)
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To: Hardastarboard

Congress should pass a law saying that our government will only buy ammo that is pork-infused.

The prohibition for orthodox Jews is only on eating pork, right?

Would the person loading their weapon have to touch the pork-infused part of the bullets?


18 posted on 06/15/2013 5:16:02 AM PDT by butterdezillion (,)
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To: LucyT
"Ya know, muzzies really oughta check out styes; it’s doubtful they’ve ever seen one."

Probably not.

"Wild Hogs Terrorize Islamabad, Pakistan"


19 posted on 06/15/2013 5:17:20 AM PDT by BwanaNdege ("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
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To: servo1969

everything’s better with bacon...

mmmmm

teeman


20 posted on 06/15/2013 5:40:08 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: I want the USA back
Wanna bet the current administration gets involved and bans this?

I think you're right, so I won't take that bet. However, maybe we can work out an over-under number as to how long before the ban is issued.

21 posted on 06/15/2013 6:21:11 AM PDT by Roccus (Obama & Holder LLP, Procurers of fine arms to the most discerning drug lords (202) 456-1414)
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To: servo1969

bookmark


22 posted on 06/15/2013 8:18:29 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: servo1969

HA!

LOVE it!


23 posted on 06/15/2013 9:43:44 AM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: servo1969

“Put some HAM in MoHAMed”


24 posted on 06/24/2013 2:07:38 PM PDT by knighthawk (We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
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