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To: bert

When we were first married I bought my wide a new steam iron for her birthday.

Upon opening it she kindly said, “Let me explain the 3 “P”s of buying me a present. It has to be Pretty, Pricy and Impractical. And if you want to argue about what Impractical starts with, you’re dead meat.”

I learned my lesson well and just celebrated our 34th anniversary. ;o)


17 posted on 06/18/2013 9:19:34 AM PDT by super7man
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To: super7man

wide=wife

Oh man, I am in such big trouble.


18 posted on 06/18/2013 9:20:34 AM PDT by super7man
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To: super7man

“When we were first married I bought my wide a new steam iron for her birthday.”

You mean “my broad’?


22 posted on 06/18/2013 10:42:28 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: super7man
When we were first married I bought my wide a new steam iron for her birthday.

LOL!!! Hope your wide don't see this.............

26 posted on 06/20/2013 12:57:25 PM PDT by Osage Orange (Life is a bitch. If it was easy, we would call it a slut)
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