When we were first married I bought my wide a new steam iron for her birthday.
Upon opening it she kindly said, “Let me explain the 3 “P”s of buying me a present. It has to be Pretty, Pricy and Impractical. And if you want to argue about what Impractical starts with, you’re dead meat.”
I learned my lesson well and just celebrated our 34th anniversary. ;o)
Oh man, I am in such big trouble.
“When we were first married I bought my wide a new steam iron for her birthday.”
You mean “my broad’?
LOL!!! Hope your wide don't see this.............