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Monkey nips at Texas officer during traffic stop
Arizona Daily Star ^

Posted on 06/22/2013 6:08:27 AM PDT by SandRat

A South Texas police officer had to deal with some unexpected monkey business as he wrote a speeding ticket.

A pet monkey bit Aransas (uh-RAN'-zuhs) Pass Officer Keith Moore on the hand in an attack captured on videotape.

KRIS-TV in Corpus Christi reported Thursday (http://bit.ly/14b9fO0) that Moore had a video camera on his glasses during the traffic stop.

Moore is seen handing the driver something to sign when a monkey leaps from the back seat, bares its teeth and bites the officer's right hand.

Moore says the monkey "came out of nowhere" during Wednesday's incident. The bite left a mark, but the 21-year-old officer was not hurt otherwise.

The trained monkey makes appearances at carnivals and other entertainment events.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bite; monkeybusiness
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Now this is Funny.

Watch the video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?vXGXcNI-xhAQ

Information from: KRIS-TV, http://www.kristv.com

1 posted on 06/22/2013 6:08:27 AM PDT by SandRat
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To: SandRat
This has a familiar ring to it.

Like...


2 posted on 06/22/2013 6:14:16 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The monsters are due on Maple Street)
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To: SandRat

Right turn Clyde....see 00.47 of video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98QrSSHxo4


3 posted on 06/22/2013 6:16:31 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: SandRat

Trunk Monkey?


4 posted on 06/22/2013 6:23:02 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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Chuck Berry - Too Much Monkey Business
5 posted on 06/22/2013 6:24:21 AM PDT by csvset
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To: SandRat

Bad link to youtube. This one works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJt28XRAlLM


6 posted on 06/22/2013 6:25:20 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: Safetgiver

Ask UCANSEE2


7 posted on 06/22/2013 6:28:53 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: SandRat
A Trunk Monkey Compilation
8 posted on 06/22/2013 6:32:09 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
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To: TheMom

Can’t you control your monkey!!?


9 posted on 06/22/2013 6:35:25 AM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: SandRat

I guess a monkey is special. Had been a dog would have been shot on sight.


10 posted on 06/22/2013 6:37:51 AM PDT by JParris
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To: SandRat
Did he riddle the vehicle with bullets? Shooting the monkey and several bystanders, including the owner?, If not then you actually have one guy with more than two brain cells to network!
11 posted on 06/22/2013 6:51:06 AM PDT by nomad
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To: nomad

The policeman seemed like a nice young feller.


12 posted on 06/22/2013 7:17:25 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: mylife

He has been acting out every since I killed that damn goat.


13 posted on 06/22/2013 7:20:01 AM PDT by TheMom (Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!)
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To: SandRat

“Madam, does your moonkee bite?”

“No sir. My monkey does not bite.”

(you know the rest...)


14 posted on 06/22/2013 7:32:55 AM PDT by moovova
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To: SandRat
Did somebody say monkey?

monkey vs dog

15 posted on 06/22/2013 7:40:38 AM PDT by Jed Eckert (Wolverines!!)
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To: TheMom

16 posted on 06/22/2013 7:42:14 AM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: SandRat

17 posted on 06/22/2013 7:52:28 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: SandRat

Bang! bangbangbangbangbangbang!

End of monkey. End of story.


18 posted on 06/22/2013 7:54:20 AM PDT by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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To: SandRat

What happened was the officer said, “Your new baby looks a lot like you” to the driver and the monkey took offence.


19 posted on 06/22/2013 8:01:02 AM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: JParris
I guess a monkey is special. Had been a dog would have been shot on sight.

Several replies come to mind, but...

20 posted on 06/22/2013 9:12:26 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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