Amen to that! You surely know how to turn a phrase!
What the Ching-changs bought was not merely the Smithfield brand, but I think it included Morrell, Ball Park franks, and a raft of other items and brands, none of which will ever grace MY table again.
The Chinese are cornering the market on pork. There’s a pork virus killing 50-100% of all young piglets. Never before seen in North America but ravaged China. Be ready to pay top dollar for bacon.