A horse-faced old man in Nantucket
One day said, “Work? Oh I’ll .....
He got in his
And started to float,
Then heard Morsi was kicking the bucket.
posted on 07/05/2013 1:49:24 PM PDT
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
posted on 07/05/2013 1:51:40 PM PDT
(I want shrimp tacos.)
I’m no good at limericks, and you are, could you make one involving Skerry and sharks?
posted on 07/05/2013 1:52:24 PM PDT
(One Who Can See)
A Secretary of State named John Kerry
would rather eat, drink, and be merry
whenever he learns
that the middle east burns
He jumps on the Nantucket ferry
posted on 07/05/2013 2:41:09 PM PDT
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it)
There once was a pol named John Kerry
Rich widows twice he did marry
A gigolo forever —
Leave government — NEVER!
He’s a toady for that POS Barry!
posted on 07/05/2013 3:17:55 PM PDT
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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