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Hillary Clinton's pantsuit on display at Arkansas museum (Earth-shattering news you can use!)
MSN/AP ^ | 7-8-2013 | Jeannie Nuss

Posted on 07/08/2013 3:03:18 PM PDT by smoothsailing

July 8, 2013

Hillary Clinton's pantsuit on display at Arkansas museum

By Jeannie Nuss of Associated Press

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — One of Hillary Rodham Clinton's pantsuits is on display at a museum in Arkansas.

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On Monday, the pantsuit's designer, Oscar de la Renta, will meet with the self-professed pantsuit aficionado and her husband in Little Rock to celebrate some of de la Renta's work on display at the William J. Clinton Presidential Center.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: oldcrusty
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1 posted on 07/08/2013 3:03:18 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
Late breaking:

Scientists have discovered that this suit has contributed dramatically to global cooling.

2 posted on 07/08/2013 3:07:11 PM PDT by PapaNew
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To: smoothsailing

3 posted on 07/08/2013 3:07:16 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Civil Servants Are No Longer Servants...Or Civil.)
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To: smoothsailing

I’m surprised druids haven’t already formed chanting circles around it.


4 posted on 07/08/2013 3:07:18 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: smoothsailing
Did they use a copy of the Michelin Man for the mannequin?
5 posted on 07/08/2013 3:07:36 PM PDT by jazusamo ("I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white." T. Sowell)
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To: smoothsailing

What did they have to use to get the stink out of it?


6 posted on 07/08/2013 3:09:39 PM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: smoothsailing

7 posted on 07/08/2013 3:10:31 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: smoothsailing

Old Crusty?!


8 posted on 07/08/2013 3:10:43 PM PDT by Bronzewound
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To: smoothsailing
Did they get the out of it ?">
9 posted on 07/08/2013 3:10:51 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: smoothsailing
It probably stands up by itself in the museum.

Leni

10 posted on 07/08/2013 3:11:11 PM PDT by MinuteGal (')
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To: ColdOne

Didn’t. Just keep it under sealed glass. Placed by HAZMAT unit.


11 posted on 07/08/2013 3:11:11 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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To: smoothsailing

How exiting. It ranks right up there with my memories of eating a $20 hamburger at the Hard Rock Cafe in Detroit while staring at Madonna’s unmentionables framed on the wall in front of me.


12 posted on 07/08/2013 3:11:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: DannyTN

bttt


13 posted on 07/08/2013 3:12:00 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: Gay State Conservative

That’s a parachute...right?


14 posted on 07/08/2013 3:12:08 PM PDT by Bronzewound
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To: cripplecreek

At least Madonna was hot when she was...youthful.

Even with the Minnie Mouse voice.


15 posted on 07/08/2013 3:13:05 PM PDT by warchild9
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To: smoothsailing

Is the jock strap still in it?


16 posted on 07/08/2013 3:13:28 PM PDT by Edgar3 (America is alive within our hearts, but not within her borders.)
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To: smoothsailing; Bronzewound

WOW!! A tribute to PIAPS and Old Crusty!!


17 posted on 07/08/2013 3:13:47 PM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: smoothsailing

It’s gonna be next to the stained “Blue Dress”


18 posted on 07/08/2013 3:16:10 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: smoothsailing
hillary dance photo:  gifhillaryhappy.gif

I didn't ask you to dance, I said you look fat in those pants...

19 posted on 07/08/2013 3:16:49 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: PapaNew; Gay State Conservative; warchild9; jazusamo
LOL! Y'all are a hoot!!!


Old Crusty on display (so lifelike!)

20 posted on 07/08/2013 3:17:17 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Is the stained blue dress right there next to it? Oh I forgot. That belonged to Monica so it is probably on display elsewhere in the museum.


21 posted on 07/08/2013 3:18:18 PM PDT by Jay Redhawk (Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be crack whores.)
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To: smoothsailing

It’s gonna be next to the stained “Blue Dress”


22 posted on 07/08/2013 3:18:50 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: smoothsailing

I think this qualifies as earth shuddering news.


23 posted on 07/08/2013 3:20:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: piroque
It’s gonna be next to the stained “Blue Dress”

No. The blue dress is displayed with the cigar.

24 posted on 07/08/2013 3:21:08 PM PDT by Bronzewound
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To: smoothsailing

Did they find some more of her law firm billing records with it?


25 posted on 07/08/2013 3:27:29 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: smoothsailing

Did Ol’ Crusty get its own wing?


26 posted on 07/08/2013 3:31:44 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (If youÂ’re happy and you know it clank your chains!)
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27 posted on 07/08/2013 3:38:45 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: carriage_hill

I am sure there are no stains on this suit


28 posted on 07/08/2013 3:45:59 PM PDT by rjones42
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To: smoothsailing

A very transparent ploy to EPA Superfund monies.


29 posted on 07/08/2013 3:47:52 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: smoothsailing

Old Crusty: “I have found me a home”.


30 posted on 07/08/2013 3:48:37 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Our parents: The Greatest Generation. Their kids and grand kids: The Stupidest.)
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To: smoothsailing

Does it have the Vince Foster entry and exit areas marked?


31 posted on 07/08/2013 3:51:32 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Gay State Conservative
A little undersized don't you think?
32 posted on 07/08/2013 3:54:12 PM PDT by blaveda (blaveda)
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To: rjones42

Okay, I’m putting my dinner-to-be away, and having a cracker to keep from barfing. Hitlery must be the Imelda Marcos of Pantsuits. I can’t even imagine her rancid “collection”. Must have kept 3-4 Chinese villages busy sewing for years.


33 posted on 07/08/2013 3:56:45 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: smoothsailing; PJ-Comix; martin_fierro; mikrofon

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: “Frosty the Snowman”

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you’d discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev’ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
“Black is slimming, so they say.”

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
“We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary.”

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

“PANTSUIT IN THE WIND”
Tune: “Candle in the Wind”

Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, “Change your clothes.”

And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.


34 posted on 07/08/2013 4:06:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: carriage_hill

“Must have kept 3-4 Chinese villages busy sewing for years.”

Ah yes, the real meaning of “It takes a village”...


35 posted on 07/08/2013 4:07:41 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: smoothsailing
Oh the humanity!
36 posted on 07/08/2013 4:09:42 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Trey Gowdy......Nuff said.)
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To: smoothsailing

37 posted on 07/08/2013 4:11:06 PM PDT by Oratam
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To: jazusamo
"Did they use a copy of the Michelin Man for the mannequin?"

Oh please...the pantsuit on display will be one never worn by her thighness. It won't even fit her. It will be cut for a much more svelte woman so that museum goers from now until the end of time will believe Hillary! was not only the smartest woman in the world, but the sexiest, too.

38 posted on 07/08/2013 4:11:40 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Stormdog

100%.


39 posted on 07/08/2013 4:14:58 PM PDT by carriage_hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: smoothsailing

Did they have to knock out a wall to get it into the building?


40 posted on 07/08/2013 4:17:02 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Joe 6-pack
Hillary! was not only the smartest woman in the world, but the sexiest, too.

Sorry, that's just a bridge too far, not even flaming libs will swallow that. :-)

41 posted on 07/08/2013 4:22:50 PM PDT by jazusamo ("I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white." T. Sowell)
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To: smoothsailing
Just came here for the replies. I guess it will have this sewed on the seat.


42 posted on 07/08/2013 4:28:09 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: smoothsailing

Who made the pantsuit? Omar the tent maker?


43 posted on 07/08/2013 4:32:44 PM PDT by GoldwaterCountry (Viva Reagan Revolucion!)
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To: GreenHornet

To: smoothsailing
Did they have to knock out a wall to get it into the building?.....

No, I heard they had to build on a new “wing” to the building. Now THOSE are some BIG DRAWERS!!!!! For a minute I thought they might be Moooooooooooochelles.


44 posted on 07/08/2013 4:32:47 PM PDT by DaveA37 (I'm for SMALLER , HONEST government)
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To: smoothsailing

Old Crusty. A gift from Chairman Mao, and worn fondly by Ms Rodham for 30 years.


45 posted on 07/08/2013 4:34:26 PM PDT by lurk
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To: smoothsailing

On loan from Omars tent emporium?


46 posted on 07/08/2013 4:40:18 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: smoothsailing

Pants suit? I thought the circus had come to town and the guys were putting up the tents!


47 posted on 07/08/2013 4:43:43 PM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Her cankles would probably take up an entire wing of any museum.


48 posted on 07/08/2013 4:47:21 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: smoothsailing

The crusties are not just covering he canckles.

49 posted on 07/08/2013 4:58:42 PM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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