Posted on 07/08/2013 3:03:18 PM PDT by smoothsailing
July 8, 2013
By Jeannie Nuss of Associated Press
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — One of Hillary Rodham Clinton's pantsuits is on display at a museum in Arkansas.
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On Monday, the pantsuit's designer, Oscar de la Renta, will meet with the self-professed pantsuit aficionado and her husband in Little Rock to celebrate some of de la Renta's work on display at the William J. Clinton Presidential Center.
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Is the stained blue dress right there next to it? Oh I forgot. That belonged to Monica so it is probably on display elsewhere in the museum.
It’s gonna be next to the stained “Blue Dress”
I think this qualifies as earth shuddering news.
No. The blue dress is displayed with the cigar.
Did they find some more of her law firm billing records with it?
Did Ol’ Crusty get its own wing?
I am sure there are no stains on this suit
A very transparent ploy to EPA Superfund monies.
Old Crusty: “I have found me a home”.
Does it have the Vince Foster entry and exit areas marked?
Okay, I’m putting my dinner-to-be away, and having a cracker to keep from barfing. Hitlery must be the Imelda Marcos of Pantsuits. I can’t even imagine her rancid “collection”. Must have kept 3-4 Chinese villages busy sewing for years.
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: “Frosty the Snowman”
Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you’d discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev’ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
“Black is slimming, so they say.”
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
“We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary.”
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
“PANTSUIT IN THE WIND”
Tune: “Candle in the Wind”
Hello, Crusty Queen,
Though you never cleaned it at all,
You had the guts to wear your suit
While those around you crawled.
They crawled out of the odor
And they kept on holding their nose,
They shouted from a distance
And they begged you, “Change your clothes.”
And it seems to me you wore your clothes
Like a pantsuit in the wind,
Never knowing what to change to
When the stains set in.
And I would have liked to have worn one,
But it would make me ill.
Your perfume wore out long before
Your pantsuit ever will.
“Must have kept 3-4 Chinese villages busy sewing for years.”
Ah yes, the real meaning of “It takes a village”...
Oh please...the pantsuit on display will be one never worn by her thighness. It won't even fit her. It will be cut for a much more svelte woman so that museum goers from now until the end of time will believe Hillary! was not only the smartest woman in the world, but the sexiest, too.
100%.
Did they have to knock out a wall to get it into the building?
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