Skip to comments.Aussie restaurateur Paul Mathis invents new letter of the Alphabet
Posted on 07/09/2013 6:43:45 AM PDT by Red Badger
WOULDN'T it be easier if the word "the" was just simply a letter?
Well at least one person seems to think so.
Aussie restaurateur, Paul Mathis has invented a new letter of the alphabet to replace the word "the" because he thinks it is more efficient.
The letter looks like the Cyrillic letter 'Ћ'. If an upper case T and a lower case h were to have a typographic baby, this is what it would look like.
Mathis has invested $38,000 into developing the symbol which he would like to see added as a 27th letter of the alphabet.
"The word 'and' is only the fifth-most used word in English and it has its own symbol - the ampersand," Mathis told The Age. "Isn't it time we accorded the same respect to 'the'?"
And if you think that's crazy talk, it wouldn't actually be the first time the English alphabet had more than 26 letters.
The ampisand, short for "and" used to be an actual letter which came after the letter Z in the alphabet.
The symbol is a combination of the letters "et", which is Latin for "and".
People would distinguish the letter from the word and by putting the words "per se" in front of it.
For example, if you were reciting the alphabet you would end with "w, x, y, z and per se and".
Redundant? Yes. Confusing? Definitely. Which is why the term "ampersand" was often used to replace it.
Mathis says his new symbol will help "in the texting space" such as Twitter or texts.
But first he'll have to convince mobile phone developers and keyboard manufacturers to add a new key to their devices.
In the meantime you can download the app and get a keyboard with the new letter.
Gee, if only we had ideographs for all our other words ... we’d be writing Chinese!
Guess so, if they could spell ampersand correctly
Whew, I’m so exhausted...
Really? Why not just have “DUMB ASS” tattooed on your forehead.
They did spell it correctly.
spelled twice. First time ampisand, second time ampersand.
What Ћ heck?
“Mathis has invested $38,000 into developing the symbol”
Wha?. Are you kidding me? 38K? wow.
It’s not a ‘new’ idea. really.
Ben Franklin wanted to change the alphabet to about 15 letters, with some letters standing for sounds......
Reread it. Ampisand was the actual letter/symbol. It was changed to ampersand as a means of simplifying the terms used.
We need to save time by condensing a three letter word to one, but then we have to add “per se” in front of it. Got it.
Well see, there you go... :^)
I think the language is well enough established we don’t need to go this route.
What with twitter and texting, it’s already taking a massive hit.
Just bring back the thorn (TH combination) that we lost when English printers bought European presses missing the symbol. You know the signs that say “Ye olde whatever?” The “Ye” was actually “[Thorn]e”, the Y was the closest symbol to what thorn looked like.
The English is getting FUBAR............
Sounds like a thorny situation, 2 me........
If word too hard, leave out.
We could all just go back to Hebrew and Aramean. Leave out the vowels and just use the consonants.
Wheel of Fortune would nvr b th sm..............
Yeah...I know....I guess we’ll all then just have to settle for other “they changed it” stuff...like ‘conversate’ for ‘conversation or conversed’ or ‘preventative’ for ‘preventive’ or ‘commentated’ for ‘commented’...and on and on and on.
Next thing I expect is all forms of the verb ‘be’ are “changed” to just the root -’be’.....it is the lazy solution to the least common ‘everyman speak’.
If you want to see modern language laziness taken to the absurd extreme, watch that dipsh!t Tom Hanks in “Cloud Atlas.”
Too late. Within a couple of decades texting will reduce the English language to about ten symbols.
South Park....good episode.
It makes you wonder if twenty years from now anyone will be able to actually sit down and write a meaningful letter.
The * symbol needs to represent the word a-hole, but I’m not spending $38K to make it happen.
I invented the question mark.
But then how will we spell ‘teh’?
"It's a Ћ"
WHAN that Aprille with his shoures soote 1
The droghte 2 of Marche hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich 3 licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth 5
Inspired hath in every holt 4 and heeth
The tendre croppes, 5 and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours y-ronne, 6
And smale fowles maken melodye,
That slepen al the night with open ye, 10
(So priketh hem nature in hir corages: 7
Than longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmers for to seken straunge strondes, 8
To ferne halwes, 9 couthe 10 in sondry londes;
And specially, from every shires ende 15
Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The holy blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seke. 11
Bifel that, in that sesoun on a day,
In Southwerk at the Tabard as I lay 12 20
Redy to wenden on my pilgrimage
To Caunterbury with ful devout corage,
At night was come in-to that hostelrye
Wel 13 nyne and twenty in a compaignye,
Of sondry folk, by aventure 14 y-falle 15 25
In felawshipe, and pilgrims were they alle,
That toward Caunterbury wolden ryde;
The chambres and the stables weren wyde,
And wel we weren esed atte beste. 16
And shortly, whan the sonne was to reste, 30
So hadde I spoken with hem everichon, 17
That I was of hir felawshipe anon,
And made forward 18 erly for to ryse,
To take our wey, ther as I yow devyse. 19
But natheles, 20 whyl I have tyme and space, 35
Er that I ferther in this tale pace, 21
Me thinketh it acordaunt to resoun,
To telle yew al the condicioun 22
Of ech of hem, so as it semed me,
And whiche 23 they weren, and of what degree; 40
And eek in what array that they were inne:
And at a knight than wol I first biginne.
A KNIGHT ther was, and that a worthy man,
That fro the tyme that he first bigan
To ryden out, he loved chivalrye, 45
Trouthe and honour, fredom 24 and curteisye.
Ful worthy was he in his lordes werre, 25
And thereto 26 hadde he riden (no man ferre 27)
As wel in cristendom as hethenesse,
And evere honoured for his worthinesse. 50
At Alisaundre he was, whan it was wonne;
Ful ofte tyme he hadde the bord bigonne 28
Aboven alle naciouns in Pruce. 29
In Lettow 30 hadde he reysed 31 and in Ruce, 32
No cristen man so ofte of his degree. 55
In Gernade 33 at the sege eek hadde he be
Of Algezir, and riden in Belmarye. 34
At Lyeys 35 was he, and at Satalye, 36
Whan they were wonne; and in the Grete See 37
At many a noble aryve 38 hadde he be, 60
At mortal batailles hadde he been fiftene,
And foughten for our feith at Tramissene 39
In listes thryes, and ay slayn his foo.
This ilke 40 worthy knight hadde been also
Somtyme with the lord of Palatye, 41 65
Ageyn another hethen in Turkye:
And everemore he hadde a sovereyn prys. 42
And though that he were worthy, he was wys,
And of his port 43 as meek as is a mayde.
He nevere yet no vileinye 44 ne sayde 70
In al his lyf, un-to no maner wight. 45
He was a verray parfit gentil knight.
But for to tellen yow of his array,
His hors were goode, but he was nat gay.
Of fustian 46 he wered a gipoun 47 75
Al bismotered 48 with his habergeoun. 49
For he was late y-come from his viage, 50
And wente for to doon his pilgrimage.
With him ther was his sone, a yong SQUYER,
A lovyer, and a lusty bacheler, 80
With lokkes crulle, 51 as they were leyd in presse.
Of twenty yeer of age he was, I gesse.
Of his stature he was of evene lengthe, 52
And wonderly delivere, 53 and greet of strengthe.
And he hadde been somtyme in chivachye, 54 85
In Flaundres, in Artoys, and Picardye,
And born him wel, as of so litel space, 55
In hope to stonden in his lady 56 grace.
Embrouded was he, as it were a mede
Al ful of fresshe floures, whyte and rede. 90
Singinge he was, or floytinge, 57 al the day;
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Short was his goune, with sleves longe and wyde.
Wel coude he sitte on hors, and faire ryde.
He coude songes make and wel endyte, 58 95
Iuste and eek daunce, and wel purtreye and wryte.
So hote he lovede, that by nightertale 59
He sleep namore than doth a nightingale.
Curteys he was, lowly, and servisable,
And carf 60 biforn his fader at the table. 100
A YEMAN hadde he, 61 and servaunts namo 62
At that tyme, for him liste 63 ryde so;
And he was clad in cote and hood of grene;
A sheef 64 of pecok arwes brighte and kene
Under his belt he bar ful thriftily, 105
(Wel coude he dresse his takel yemanly:
His arwes drouped noght with fetheres lowe),
And in his hand he bar a mighty bowe.
A not-heed 65 hadde he, with a broun visage.
Of wode-craft wel coude 66 he al the usage. 110
Upon his arm he bar a gay bracer, 67
And by his syde a swerd and a bokeler,
And on that other syde a gay daggere,
Harneised 68 wel, and sharp as point of spere;
A Cristofre 69 on his brest of silver shene 115
An horn he bar, the bawdrik 70 was of grene;
A forster was he, soothly, as I gesse.
Ther was also a Nonne, a PRIORESSE,
That of hir smyling was ful simple and coy;
Hir gretteste ooth was but by seynt Loy; 71 120
And she was cleped 72 madame Eglentyne.
Ful wel she song the service divyne,
Entuned in hir nose ful semely;
And Frensh she spak ful faire and fetisly, 73
After the scole of Stratford atte Bowe, 74 125
For Frensh of Paris was to hir unknowe.
At mete wel y-taught was she with-alle;
She leet no morsel from hir lippes falle,
Ne wette hir fingres in hir sauce depe.
Wel coude she carie a morsel, and wel kepe, 130
That no drope ne fille up-on hir brest.
In curteisye was set ful moche hir lest. 75
Hir over lippe 76 wyped she so clene,
That in hir coppe was no ferthing 77 sene
Of grece, whan she dronken hadde hir draughte. 135
Ful semely after hir mete she raughte, 78
And sikerly 79 she was of greet disport, 80
And ful plesaunt, and amiable of port,
And peyned hir to countrefete chere 81
Of court, and been estatlich 82 of manere, 140
And to ben holden digne 83 of reverence.
But, for to speken of hir conscience, 84
She was so charitable and so pitous,
She wolde wepe, if that she sawe a mous
Caught in a trappe, if it were deed or bledde. 145
Of smale houndes had she, that she fedde
With rosted flesh, or milk and wastel breed. 85
But sore weep she if oon of hem were deed,
Or if men smoot it with a yerde 86 smerte:
And al was conscience 87 and tendre herte. 150
Ful semely 88 hir wimpel 89 pinched 90 was;
Hir nose tretys; 91 hir eyen greye as glas;
Hir mouth ful smal, and ther-to softe and reed;
But sikerly she hadde a fair forheed.
It was almost a spanne brood, I trowe; 155
For, hardily, 92 she was nat undergrowe.
Ful fetis 93 was hir cloke, as I was war.
Of smal coral aboute hir arm she bar
A peire 94 of bedes, gauded 95 al with grene;
And ther-on heng a broche of gold ful shene, 160
On which ther was first write a crowned A,
And after, Amor vincit omnia. 96
Another NONNE with hir hadde she,
That was hir chapeleyne, and PREESTES thre.
A MONK ther was, a fair for the maistrye, 97 165
An out-rydere, 98 that lovede venerye; 99
A manly man, to been an abbot able.
Ful many a deyntee hors hadde he in stable:
And, whan he rood, men mighte his brydel here
Ginglen in a whistling wynd as clere, 170
And eek as loude as dooth the chapel-belle,
Ther-as 100 this lord was keper of the celle. 101
The reule of seint Maure or of seint Beneit,
By-cause that it was old and som-del streit, 102
This ilke monk leet olde thinges pace, 175
And held after the newe world the space.
He yaf 103 nat of that text a pulled 104 hen,
That seith, that hunters been nat holy men;
Ne that a monk, whan he is cloisterlees 105
Is likned til a fish that is waterlees; 180
This is to seyn, a monk out of his cloistre.
But thilke text held he nat worth an oistre.
And I seyde his opinioun was good.
What sholde he studie, and make him-selven wood, 106
Upon a book in cloistre alwey to poure, 185
Or swinken 107 with his handes, and laboure,
As Austin bit? 108 How shal the world be served?
Lat Austin have his swink to him reserved.
Therfor he was a pricasour 109 aright;
Grehoundes he hadde, as swifte as fowel in flight; 190
Of priking 110 and of hunting for the hare
Was al his lust, for no cost wolde he spare.
I seigh 111 his sleves purfiled 112 at the hond
With grys, 113 and that the fyneste of a lond;
And, for to festne his hood under his chin, 195
He hadde of gold y-wroght a curious pin:
A love-knot in the gretter ende ther was.
His heed was balled, that shoon as any glas,
And eek his face, as he hadde been anoint.
He was a lord ful fat and in good point; 114 200
So, you are a cheap *?..............
Because there will be about ten acceptable thoughts.
*^ = I love Big Barack.
I think THAT now!............
And you’re probably right when it comes to twenty somethings, perhaps even 30 somethings.
I knew someone was going to mention that!
How ironic, given how badly the Aussies mangle the beauty of the English language.
It’s The Prologue to Canterbury Tales, written in English................OLDE ENGLISH.............
So I say we have enough letters as it is, government schools have enough trouble teaching just those.
With Hip-Hop and Gangsta words infiltrating the vernacular, I can’t understand a lot of what is spoken today.........8^(
I agree. And it’s not really the hip-hop culture that bothers me half as much as the main-stream media’s adoption of the whole thing like it’s a good addition to our society.
ROR!........RAFF OUT ROUD!..........
During WWII, the Brits and the Americans had a difficult time communicating even simple things, prompting Churchill to remark, “Two great nations separated by a common language.....”
Figured it was something along those lines. Undoubtedly old Germanic (Angle and Saxon) in origin, when spoken with a sort of Scots burr it was quite a lovely sounding language.
The Emperor Claudius invented three new letters of the alphabet. The Romans used them until Claudius died.