Chairman: This Committee has become aware of the following 206 facts which, taken as a whole may rise to the level of treason or, at a minimum, conspiracy to commit treason. We execute traitors. The clerk will now read the list of facts.
Clerk: [Reads the usual list of Obama atrocities - see any of several FR postings]
Chairman: You were the webmaster for Whitehouse.gov when the obviously PhotoShopped COLB was posted. Please tell this Committee what you knew, when you knew it, who told you, and who did you tell. This committee has the option of granting leniency if you are found guilty of any crime. You have five minutes to confer with your attorney.
Oh, yes, oh yes...