It seems to me that, if a person who appears to be either a man or a woman goes into a stall of the apparently appropriate bathroom and does his or her business, nobody would notice. I’ve never been in a bathroom where someone was standing at the door checking people out to see if they were “transgendered.”
I once, in a sleep-deprived haze, went into the men’s room at Walmart and changed the diaper of whichever baby it was. Only when I went to throw the diaper away did I notice the urinals along the wall. No other occupant noticed me, even though I was wearing a dress!
I think you might want to replace "noticed me" with "remarked upon my presence". Sounds like the "other occupants" were gentlemen. Guys, do *not* try this in the ladies' room.
You had a “trump card”...the baby and a dirty diaper.
The opposite happened with me. I was used to the Mens Room always being on the left in every Wal-Mart I had been in. We were on vacation and stopped to get some item, and I hit the restrooms, not bothering to read the sign. Once inside, I had a "Goll-ee, Capn Jim, there's no urinals in here. WTF?" moment.
Then it hit me and I came boiling out of the place, wide eyed in panic. Wifey was just coming over and noticed my hurried exit and had her own Moment. When I told her what happened, she went into hysterics.
So much for compassion. :-)
“I once, in a sleep-deprived haze, went into the mens room at Walmart “
I’ve done that! I was sleep deprived plus I was at a different wal mart than the one I usually go to and the doors were reversed.
LOL, I went into the ladies room at a government office by mistake once. I thought it was kinda funny how all the lights were turned down low and there were no urinals.
I didn’t realize it until I came out and all the women in the waiting room were laughing at me.