Awesome: Race-baiting Salon article sparks hilarious outbursts of #WhiteRage

http://twitchy.com ^ | july 15, 2013

[lowbridge]

Public displays of violence following the Zimmerman not-guilty verdict have understandably made some of us doubt in others’ ability to keep cool heads. But according to Salon writer Edward Wyckoff Williams, “our real problem is white rage.”

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I have so much #WhiteRage after reading that Salon article I just threw a half bag of Cheetoes in the garbage.......forcefully

I'm so filled with #WHITERAGE that I may actually pen a strongly worded letter to the author of that @salon article...

@WyckoffWilliams White Rage Article made me so mad I actually "Took a Penny" #WhiteRage

Free-range chicken I'm about to eat was restricted to just 5 acres. #whiterage

Crumbs on the butter. Use a clean knife, you f***ing savages! #WhiteRage

I'm so full of #WhiteRage, I don't think I'm going to recycle today! @WyckoffWilliams

The Volvo dealer was out of complimentary coffee in the service waiting room! #WHITERAGE

No electric recharging station in the faculty parking lot #whiterage

L.L. Bean transposed my monogram. #WhiteRage

This. Sandwich. Has. CRUSTS! #WhiteRage

I spilled Evian on my True Religion jeans #WhiteRage

My haberdasher's stock of ascots is perilously low. #WhiteRage

I was so filled with #WhiteRage that I wrote my yard sale signs in cursive.

[Bon mots]

I have so much white rage, I made a Photoshop image:

[freebilly]

I’m only 1/2 white, so only 1/2 of me is filled with rage. The other 1/2 of me is still hopeful of getting into Berkeley with everyone else of my ethnic background....

[SunTzuWu]

I was so filled with #WhiteRage that I wrote my yard sale signs in cursive.

Now that's funny.

[MasterGunner01]

I have so much WHITE RAGE because I don’t know who got St. Trayvon’s burglary tools and whether his dad or his mom got his loot and drug stash!

[joe fonebone]

can’t find a 50 round drum for my saiga, #WHITE RAGE..

[GeronL]

I am angry that I have no idea why I am supposed to be outraged!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Castigar]

“I’m only 1/2 white, so only 1/2 of me is filled with rage. The other 1/2 of me is still hopeful of getting into Berkeley with everyone else of my ethnic background....

What happens when the white half of you perpetrates an act of White Rage on the other half of you?

[Excellence]

Very clever.

[sickoflibs]

Not bad!

[Charles Martel]

can’t find a 50 round drum for my saiga, #WHITE RAGE..

Definitely rage-worthy.

[Charles Martel]

I have to go to work now, to help pay for the layabouts’ EBT cards and welfare checks. #WhiteRage

[Clinging Bitterly]

Driving all the way to town at 56 #white rage

[Gay State Conservative]

I was so filled with #WhiteRage that I wrote my yard sale signs in cursive.

One of my favorites

[freebilly]

What happens when the white half of you perpetrates an act of White Rage on the other half of you?

I gets revenge....

[dfwgator]

White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own
White riot - I wanna riot
White riot - a riot of my own

[philled]

So filled with #whiterage that I’m going to set my phone to vibrate rather than switching it off at the movie theater!

[MamaTexan]

LOL!

My favorite was by Chris Barnhart

#WhiteRage - We're born with it!

[Prov1322]

I was so filled with #WhiteRage that I wrote my yard sale signs in cursive.

Priceless!

My submission would be...I was so filled with #WhiteRage that I added extra cream to my coffee today!

[pluvmantelo]

So full of white rage, when Al Sharpton is on the telly I turn the sound down and say rude things.