Congressional Black Caucus Discovers Entire English Language is a Racist Code Word (SATIRE)

Front Page Magazine ^ | Nov 23. 2012 | David Greenfield

[Lazamataz]

... If the language is being used to criticize a black person then we must deem such language to be irreparably and irrevocably racist,” Fudge said. “Every word that is used to disguise the racist intentions of a racist political movement must be deemed a racist code word disguising the true racist intentions of the racists who make use of them.”

Congressman Jim Clyburn went even further. “The entire English language was created by slaveowners as a means of oppression. You can’t just say that one word is a racist code word or another. The whole language, every single word, letter and apostrophe in it is racist. It’s a fact. If you speak English, you’re a racist.”

[Lazamataz]

Warning: Satire.

For now.

[I want the USA back]

It’s satire, but not far from the way these madmen think.

[dfwgator]

English be old skool.

[the808bass]

we must deem such language to be irreparably and irrevocably racist,” Fudge said.

Does it make me racist if I laughed?

[Lazamataz]

Yes. Laughter is racist. So is sadness or crying.

[MWestMom]

Yes. Laughter is racist as well.

[molson209]

Congressional Black Caucus is drafting new laws to totally control the white folks

[RedMDer]

Cursive is racist :)

[Migraine]

It’s NOT satire. This is the upshot of 35 years of black studies in our universities. This is what it’s come to. Somehow, we already knew.

[GreyFriar]

satire warning

[Beagle8U]

Everything is racist except the sound of wet grass.

[moovova]

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[zot]

This means that blacks who speak English are racist. /sarcasm