To: markomalley
What? they couldn’t just tie it up to the hitching post outside?.......geez
2 posted on
07/22/2013 3:56:12 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: markomalley
Lord Bowler had an idea for riding one’s horse to a window for getting food to go in a Brisco County episode.
3 posted on
07/22/2013 4:00:27 AM PDT by
wally_bert
(There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
To: markomalley
He’s lucky the horse wasn’t seized and turned into Big Macs.
4 posted on
07/22/2013 4:05:33 AM PDT by
Conspiracy Guy
(To stay calm during these tumultuous times, I take Damitol. Ask your Doctor if it's right for you.)
To: markomalley
I live in Delaware and can’t recall any stories about Amish people trying to get their buggies through a drive-in.
6 posted on
07/22/2013 4:15:39 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: markomalley
I wonder why they refused her drive thru service....horse or car...I don’t see a big difference...when you pull up to the window....
7 posted on
07/22/2013 4:16:17 AM PDT by
Popman
To: markomalley
The world is filled with strange people.
There are many people spending a lot of money feeding animals who wouldn’t give a sandwich to a starving man.
9 posted on
07/22/2013 4:24:01 AM PDT by
Venturer
To: markomalley
When I was 14years old I actually rode a horse into a fruit shop and got away with it!-I got to cross this one off my bucket list!
10 posted on
07/22/2013 4:24:38 AM PDT by
cavador
(Stop the boats,Stop the boats,-we are drowning in boat people!)
To: markomalley
I was a bldg contractor in Wilmington, NC back in the 80's. One of the bldg Inspectors ( a good guy, but a drunk!) got ticketed for DUI while riding his horse at Wrightsville Beach, while quite inebriated...
His horse got tied to a light pole! He got thrown into the tank!
...not the horse in the article!
13 posted on
07/22/2013 4:43:03 AM PDT by
WVKayaker
("Our nation endures and our government... has not perished from the earth."-Sarah Palin 7/1/13)
To: markomalley
You won't serve me at the window so I'll bring him in here and do this!
Stupid and criminal but with a rebel spirit that shows a dash of the irony and the absurd.
15 posted on
07/22/2013 4:54:25 AM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: markomalley
And I thought dog owners were wacky about their pets. (and they are) But I have to say this tops my two worst restaurant stories (basically the same event done by two different women at two different times in two different restaurants - dairy cafeteria at Cornell U. and Everybody's in Decatur)
Short of is is they plopped their diapered offspring on a table and changed a #2 diaper right where everyone was eating while smirking about it. I'm sure a hose can drop a lot larger load than a small child although to be fair, the horse didn't do it on a table.
17 posted on
07/22/2013 5:03:06 AM PDT by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
To: markomalley
But then customers in the restaurant looked on in astonishment as the animal ended up doing his business on the floor. Get a little horsesh*t, give a little...
As someone who knows a guy who got a DUI on a mule (hey! the mule knew the way home and enough to stay out of traffic), I think they probably should have served her at the drive-through.
Who would want to incur the possible liabilities of leaving a horse tied up outside unattended (they kick, they bite)? Not to mention the chance of some jerk hurting the horse?
18 posted on
07/22/2013 5:03:32 AM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
To: markomalley
subsequently led the animal inside, where it defecated on the floor. Probably better than half the "hamburgers" they were cooking.
20 posted on
07/22/2013 5:21:24 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: markomalley
The horse defecated because he thought he was going to be the next quarter pounder...
To: markomalley
Take a patty. leave a few!
To: markomalley
Ohhhh, Wilburrr! I think that burger used to be my sister...
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