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Sandra Fluke blames Anthony #Weiner sexting scandal on . . . (Republicans) [satire]
Journal 14 ^ | July 24, 2013

Posted on 07/25/2013 2:34:12 AM PDT by NYer

. . . you guessed it, “conservative, evangelical, Tea Party Republicans.

Speaking to an Emily’s List fundraiser, Fluke said that “GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control” were “directly responsible for Weiner’s behavior.”

“What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right. So now the GOP is limiting our access to both birth control AND abortion on demand. So a poor person like me, I can’t afford to have sex, unless it’s unprotected, and if a poor person accidentally gets pregnant, it’s now almost impossible to get an abortion.”

“That’s why so many men and women are resorting to sexting. It’s safe sex. The ultimate safe sex.”

“And now we’re hypocritically blaming this poor guy Weiner for basically trying to do the right thing. It makes no sense whatsoever. It just goes to show how Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and the rest of the Tea Party are messing up this country. Weiner’s a good guy, he’s my hero. I hope he wins, he’ll makes a great mayor, and I’m going up to NYC this weekend to campaign for him.”

I hope that the reader will pardon me if I just break out laughing in the middle of this. A student who can afford Georgetown University’s law school is a “poor person” who can’t afford birth control? It was noted that the Target store about three miles from that campus was selling birth control pills to women without health insurance for a whopping $9.00 a month. Maybe if the lovely Miss Fluke skips two margaritas a month, she can afford not to get knocked up.

As for the little Weiner, it’s kind of silly to hold that he needed to “sext” — and Patterico has some of his best ones! — because he’s afraid of some poor woman getting pregnant because she might not have birth control due to the wicked Republicans, because he’s a married man! If he is horny, he has a wife, a rather attractive wife, to whom he can turn.

Well, maybe he can. Huma Abedin stood beside the embattled Mr Weiner in his press conference, apparently because she has about zero self respect, but it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if the little Weiner doesn’t get to turn to his darling bride for sex for a while now.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abortion; anthonyweiner; carlosdanger; conservative; deathpanels; emilyslist; evangelical; fluke; newyork; newyorkcity; obamacare; republicans; sexting; teaparty; weiner; zerocare
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1 posted on 07/25/2013 2:34:13 AM PDT by NYer
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To: nutmeg

Ping!


2 posted on 07/25/2013 2:37:10 AM PDT by NYer ( "Run from places of sin as from the plague."--St John Climacus)
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To: NYer

More words of wit from the human hosebag.


3 posted on 07/25/2013 2:37:20 AM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: NYer

There’s a political explanation for everything in a place like North Korea or Venezuela.


4 posted on 07/25/2013 2:37:51 AM PDT by Nextrush (A BALANCED BUDGET NOW AND PRESIDENT SARAH PALIN ARE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST)
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To: NYer

Last time I checked, the words “safe sex” are not in the Constitution.


5 posted on 07/25/2013 2:44:52 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: NYer

I can’t wait till the sexts from Hillary and Huma come out.


6 posted on 07/25/2013 2:57:49 AM PDT by mindburglar (It must be noon, because I'm drunk somewhere.)
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To: Fresh Wind
What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right.

Actually, the term "safe sex" refers to practices that make transmission of STDs less likely.

Although I guess they classify babies as STDs.

7 posted on 07/25/2013 2:57:52 AM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: NYer

“A poor person like me...”. These folks are physiologically incapable of producing truth.


8 posted on 07/25/2013 2:59:21 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: NYer
“What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right."

This isn't fake?

9 posted on 07/25/2013 2:59:43 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: NYer

Twisted.


10 posted on 07/25/2013 2:59:53 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
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To: NYer

If she wasn’t such an opportunistic, gold-digging ideologue one almost might feel pity on her.

Not a student, but a much older hack who went back to school at Georgetown for the sole purpose of fomenting her political agenda to get her 15 minutes of fame.

Now, she’s Cindy Sheehan, except that instead of being just called an imbecilic political shill, Sandra’s commonly thought of as “that whore”.

Used up in the 2012 elections for Obama, she has no more relevance than one of those used condoms (and pills) she fought so valiantly for someone else to pay for.

In the end, though, there is Karma. How fitting it is for a shameless whore to be shilling for a shameless e-flasher.

Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.


11 posted on 07/25/2013 3:00:25 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: NYer
What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right.

Just absolute stunning stupidity.

12 posted on 07/25/2013 3:01:48 AM PDT by tbpiper
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To: NYer

Her mind is an impressive tangle of BS.


13 posted on 07/25/2013 3:04:24 AM PDT by grimalkin (The riddles of God are more satisfying than the solutions of man. -G.K. Chesterton)
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To: NYer

Does her opinion means a bit?
Why won’t they ask my cat, too?


14 posted on 07/25/2013 3:05:18 AM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks NYer.


15 posted on 07/25/2013 3:06:22 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's no coincidence that some "conservatives" echo the hard left.)
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To: NYer

Aw come on....


16 posted on 07/25/2013 3:09:42 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: wastoute
She is desperately trying to reload her 15 minutes of fame.

Not quite ready for the job she is qualified for; pole dancer.

17 posted on 07/25/2013 3:10:20 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Jimmy Valentine

I saw this story yesterday morning posted with no link and I assumed that it was satire. Are we sure this is on the up and up?


18 posted on 07/25/2013 3:13:34 AM PDT by Wingy
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To: Wingy

“Speaking to an Emily’s List fundraiser, Fluke said that “GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control” were “directly responsible for Weiner’s behavior.”.........

Where do these people come from, Mars? This air head has a real vacuum between her ears.


19 posted on 07/25/2013 3:26:54 AM PDT by DaveA37 (I'm for SMALLER , HONEST government)
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To: NYer
Something fishy about Fluke. Appropriate name for a slut who needs a federal entitlement to practice her favorite hobby.


20 posted on 07/25/2013 3:27:18 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Wingy
She is a Cornell grad with a double major in policy studies and women's rights. I am not sure that she finished at Georgetown Law or passed the DC Bar.

I don't think the article was satire, and I do think that pole dancer is pretty much what she is qualified for.

21 posted on 07/25/2013 3:30:12 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Wingy

I saw it too. This was posted as satire yesterday.


22 posted on 07/25/2013 3:32:16 AM PDT by kidd
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To: Progov

I’m calling BS on this story. If you follow the link, it comes back to ken5050 post from Wednesday morning. Not a bad try, but without a better link I’m not buying it.


23 posted on 07/25/2013 3:33:02 AM PDT by Wingy
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To: Jimmy Valentine
I don't think the article was satire, and I do think that pole dancer is pretty much what she is qualified for.

Like the woman's rights majors from Cornell I know. She probably does not shave her pits or legs and she would not be a big tip maker in the pole dancing profession.

24 posted on 07/25/2013 3:35:07 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: NYer
Fluke: So a poor person like me, I can’t afford to have sex, unless it’s unprotected, and if a poor person accidentally gets pregnant, it’s now almost impossible to get an abortion.”

"A poor person like me..." would go to a low-income clinic. Where they give away condoms. Take as many as you need.

What a moron.

25 posted on 07/25/2013 3:38:28 AM PDT by upchuck (To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
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To: NYer; mickie
There is scarcely a day that goes by that the nutcakes known as Sandra Fluke and John McCain are the "go-to" freaks the media quotes on any and all issues of the day.

What did we poor saps do to have these two unstable, opportunistic publicity hounds routinely inflicted on us by the media as if they were wise and honorable leaders whose every word we should follow and be inspired and uplifted by?

Politically, mediocrity is now king in this country....and controversy tinged with sex is lucrative. God help us.

Leni

26 posted on 07/25/2013 3:40:58 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Barack Hussein Obama....the 44th white African president of the United States)
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To: NYer

Cannot believe these people are winning. America is in free fall.


27 posted on 07/25/2013 3:43:02 AM PDT by ilgipper (Obama is proving that very bad ideas can be wrapped up in pretty words)
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To: NYer

That democrat created war on women a total fiction.

I hope Rush has fun with this revelation.

Fluke just jumped the shark.

First Filner now Fluke. Leftists always overreach.


28 posted on 07/25/2013 3:43:49 AM PDT by RginTN
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To: NYer

At a certain point, one can pass from ideological extremist to insane. Flake made the final leap.


29 posted on 07/25/2013 3:54:00 AM PDT by SC_Pete
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To: ilgipper

30 posted on 07/25/2013 4:09:07 AM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: RginTN

31 posted on 07/25/2013 4:12:46 AM PDT by cunning_fish
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To: NYer

Of course. The first rule of liberalism is that your actions are never your own fault.


32 posted on 07/25/2013 4:18:51 AM PDT by Old Yeller (Goodbye America. Glad the majority of my years were spent during the good days.)
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To: cunning_fish

Like!


33 posted on 07/25/2013 4:19:22 AM PDT by RginTN
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To: NYer

Who listens to this mental midget, Fluke, besides the other mental midgets.


34 posted on 07/25/2013 4:43:25 AM PDT by AlphaOneAlpha
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To: NYer

They must have study groups busy 24 hours a day working out these stupid arguments.


35 posted on 07/25/2013 5:00:14 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
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To: NYer

She is just a life support system for an infected vagina.

LLS


36 posted on 07/25/2013 5:12:31 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!)
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To: Jimmy Valentine
She is a Cornell grad with a double major in policy studies and women's rights.

Gee, there's a surprise. Mr. Cornell must be so proud.

Everything I know about Cornell I learned from Andy, in "The Office."

37 posted on 07/25/2013 5:20:28 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Jimmy Valentine; All
Good grief..I wrote this yesterday..indicated it was satire in my comments..
38 posted on 07/25/2013 5:22:59 AM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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To: wastoute
She is a poor person. She is morally and spiritually destitute and a poor example of a human being.

She must be sterilized to ease her burden of unfunded birth control and prevent her further dilution of the gene pool.

39 posted on 07/25/2013 5:24:41 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: Jimmy Valentine; All
I had actually written another one for today..was just about to post it..when I saw this..now, am no so sure..

FWIW, this is the headline:

BREAKING: Huma leaves Weiner; moves in with Hillary - says that Bubba is the father of her child; Weiner had a vasectomy in 2000

40 posted on 07/25/2013 5:26:09 AM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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To: NYer
1fluke noun \ˈflük\ Definition of FLUKE 1 : flatfish 2 : a flattened digenetic trematode worm; broadly: trematode— compare liver fluke
41 posted on 07/25/2013 5:27:24 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
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To: NYer

What is even more pathetic is that the organization “Emilys List” sought her opinion on Weiner.


42 posted on 07/25/2013 5:28:54 AM PDT by jughandle
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To: ken5050

Nice, it got me!


43 posted on 07/25/2013 5:32:58 AM PDT by jughandle
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To: Libloather

That’s what I was wondering - yesterday, it seemed like a satire,

but it’s been reposted.

BTW, if this is real, you do realize what “safe” means to a person like her, right?

FREE OF CONSEQUENCES


44 posted on 07/25/2013 5:34:47 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: NYer

When this article was posted yesterday, I thought for sure it had to be satire. I still can’t believe anybody would say anything so insane. She can’t be that stupid...can she?


45 posted on 07/25/2013 5:36:58 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: NYer

Cultural Marxism persists


46 posted on 07/25/2013 5:38:24 AM PDT by Teacher317
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To: driftless2

Good satire should have just enough credibility to see real. With Dems/libtards..it’s not hard too do...look 99% of what Cynthia McKinney, or Sheila Jackson Lee says is NUTS!!


47 posted on 07/25/2013 5:40:33 AM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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To: NYer
I have no love for Ms. Fluke, but THIS IS CLEARLY SATIRE.

Come on people, FR is better than this. SHEEESH.

48 posted on 07/25/2013 5:41:57 AM PDT by safeasthebanks ("The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money!" - Dr. Nick)
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To: NYer

From the slut, who, has never seen a wiener she didn’t like.

Safe sex, is she asking for a 3 pound wiener?


49 posted on 07/25/2013 5:51:27 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (America conceived in liberty, dies in slavery.)
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To: Libloather

Yes, if you follow the link, its citation is, guess where, FreeRepublic!

These comments attributed to Ms Fluke are satire.


50 posted on 07/25/2013 6:00:29 AM PDT by bagman
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