Posted on 07/25/2013 2:34:12 AM PDT by NYer
. . . you guessed it, “conservative, evangelical, Tea Party Republicans.”
Speaking to an Emily’s List fundraiser, Fluke said that “GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control” were “directly responsible for Weiner’s behavior.”
“What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right. So now the GOP is limiting our access to both birth control AND abortion on demand. So a poor person like me, I can’t afford to have sex, unless it’s unprotected, and if a poor person accidentally gets pregnant, it’s now almost impossible to get an abortion.”
“That’s why so many men and women are resorting to sexting. It’s safe sex. The ultimate safe sex.”
“And now we’re hypocritically blaming this poor guy Weiner for basically trying to do the right thing. It makes no sense whatsoever. It just goes to show how Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and the rest of the Tea Party are messing up this country. Weiner’s a good guy, he’s my hero. I hope he wins, he’ll makes a great mayor, and I’m going up to NYC this weekend to campaign for him.”
I hope that the reader will pardon me if I just break out laughing in the middle of this. A student who can afford Georgetown University’s law school is a “poor person” who can’t afford birth control? It was noted that the Target store about three miles from that campus was selling birth control pills to women without health insurance for a whopping $9.00 a month. Maybe if the lovely Miss Fluke skips two margaritas a month, she can afford not to get knocked up.
As for the little Weiner, it’s kind of silly to hold that he needed to “sext” — and Patterico has some of his best ones! — because he’s afraid of some poor woman getting pregnant because she might not have birth control due to the wicked Republicans, because he’s a married man! If he is horny, he has a wife, a rather attractive wife, to whom he can turn.
Well, maybe he can. Huma Abedin stood beside the embattled Mr Weiner in his press conference, apparently because she has about zero self respect, but it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if the little Weiner doesn’t get to turn to his darling bride for sex for a while now.
I don't think the article was satire, and I do think that pole dancer is pretty much what she is qualified for.
I saw it too. This was posted as satire yesterday.
I’m calling BS on this story. If you follow the link, it comes back to ken5050 post from Wednesday morning. Not a bad try, but without a better link I’m not buying it.
Like the woman's rights majors from Cornell I know. She probably does not shave her pits or legs and she would not be a big tip maker in the pole dancing profession.
"A poor person like me..." would go to a low-income clinic. Where they give away condoms. Take as many as you need.
What a moron.
What did we poor saps do to have these two unstable, opportunistic publicity hounds routinely inflicted on us by the media as if they were wise and honorable leaders whose every word we should follow and be inspired and uplifted by?
Politically, mediocrity is now king in this country....and controversy tinged with sex is lucrative. God help us.
Leni
Cannot believe these people are winning. America is in free fall.
That democrat created war on women a total fiction.
I hope Rush has fun with this revelation.
Fluke just jumped the shark.
First Filner now Fluke. Leftists always overreach.
At a certain point, one can pass from ideological extremist to insane. Flake made the final leap.
Of course. The first rule of liberalism is that your actions are never your own fault.
Like!
Who listens to this mental midget, Fluke, besides the other mental midgets.
They must have study groups busy 24 hours a day working out these stupid arguments.
She is just a life support system for an infected vagina.
LLS
Gee, there's a surprise. Mr. Cornell must be so proud.
Everything I know about Cornell I learned from Andy, in "The Office."
She must be sterilized to ease her burden of unfunded birth control and prevent her further dilution of the gene pool.
FWIW, this is the headline:
BREAKING: Huma leaves Weiner; moves in with Hillary - says that Bubba is the father of her child; Weiner had a vasectomy in 2000
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