Years ago I started accumulating a list of all the retail stores that were declared “off limits” by FReepers. It didn’t take long until flea markets were the only alternative left for shopping.
Dear Fellow Liberal,
Your name and address was given to the Obama Campaign for Change and your change has come. This document is your ticket to the Progressive Utopia we all strive for. Because of your dedication to the campaign and to our lord and savior Obama, we have a second term and we have total control of the federal government.
Unfortunately we still do not have control of all the states, but this is temporary. You did your job and this is your reward:
Pack Your Bags.......
One Free House in Detroit!
That is correct an absolutely free (*) home in Detroit, the most progressive and successful city in America at implementing our dreams. You will never have to worry about having those right-wing, Christian bigots as neighbors ever again. Just you and your fellow leftists and your EBT cards inheriting this heaven on Earth!
You haven’t called U-Haul yet? What are you waiting for?
** Condition of free home varies... property taxes assessed at highest possible valuation from when home was in peak condition.