Dems urge Americans to 'chip in' for Obama's birthday present

washingtonexaminer ^ | 7/30/13 | PAUL BEDARD

[ColdOne]

"THANKS -- WANT TO CHIP IN FOR A GIFT?"

That's the message the Democratic Party is delivering to supporters as President Obama's 52th birthday on August 4 nears.

"Thanks for signing President Obama's birthday card. What would be a better gift than electing more Democrats? It will take resources to win back the House and keep the Senate," reads the DNC email. "In honor of President Obama's 52nd birthday, donate to help elect more Democrats."

The email opens with a cute picture of Bo the first dog and an email line reading: "Help Bo." The

[NonValueAdded]

I’ll phart in his general direction /Monty

[BwanaNdege]

Buffalo Chips!

[libstripper]

My dogs just left some nice, fresh gifts in the front yard. Maybe I should pack them up and and them to him. Of course, since he’s the same, except he comes from pigs (deliberate reference to his religion), it might be an improvement.

[ArrogantBustard]

Birthday present for Bam-Bam?
How ‘bout I drop a deuce on his dinner plate?

[Stormdog]

“How much does amyl nitrate cost? Would that make a good present?”

Only if you send a closet rope to go with it.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

How can you send Obie a birthday card when you are not really sure when he was born, or where?

A peek at his real birth certificate would be a nice birthday present to us.

I suspect Obo has been stringing us along on his hidden BC to waste our time and money. Unfortunately for him, he has only increased the number of people who don’t trust him, his transparency, or even his parents.

[stilloftyhenight]

I’ll contribute to a one way ticket to hell! (Or to one of his beloved Arab Spring nations-it would be amusing to see Mooche in a burka!)

[fivecatsandadog]

I’ll be happy to donate all-expense paid, one-way tickets to Uranus for the entire Zero klan. But wait! There’s more! Since my good buddy Carl says we’re due for a hundred-year meteor storm that’s headed straight for DC, I will add additional one-way tickets for the whole Obama administration -— group rates!

[Proud2BeRight]

I’ll see if my dog can chip in after he has his dinner.

[Pikachu_Dad]

So they are down o the dog being the most popular figure in the Oval Office? Wow.

We know they poll test to find the most popular message.

It used to be the big 0

Then his wife.

Now they have gone to the dogs.

Next up? MThw White House earth worms.

[Red in Blue PA]

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
Cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I’m the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won’t have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I’m the smiling face on your TV
I’m the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I told you one and one make three
I’m the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I’m the cult of personality
Cult of personality
Cult of personality

Neon lights, a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You won’t have to follow me
Only you can set you free

You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your God’s name
I’m every person you need to be
I’m the cult of personality

[plain talk]

“Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country”.

- John F. Kennedy

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

LMAO!

[Yosemitest]

Send him HOT LEAD !

[Dallas59]

[fhayek]

I guess everyone had the same thought as I. Now if I can just get a paper bag and some lighter fluid...

[RightGeek]

[21st Century Crusader]

"We all chip in for a bag of cement ..."

Paul McCartney

[ArrogantBustard]

What good is that stuff?

Says right there on the bag “No odor”.

[Rebelbase]

If I wasn’t in awe of that cat’s talent i’d be a bit grossed out.