Bill Clinton dishes on vegan diet

Politico ^ | July 31, 2013 | Caitlin McDevitt

[Bubba_Leroy]

After three years on a vegan diet, former President Bill Clinton says he doesn’t crave steak. But cutting back on bread has been tough.

"Heavily processed carbs, you really have to control that," Clinton told AARP in a recent interview about his eating habits. The former president, now 66, went on a strict diet after a health scare in 2010, and he says he's kept it up.

[snip]

Clinton, famous for his hearty appetite in the White House, has admitted before that he cheats sometimes.

[Bubba_Leroy]

"Clinton, famous for his hearty appetite in the White House, has admitted before that he cheats sometimes."

This is why it is so hard to parody liberals. You cannot make this stuff up.

[driftdiver]

A recording of Monica agreeing was released later in the day.

[illiac]

Won’t be the diet that makes him sick....will be an STD....

[July4]

Bill Clinton “cheats sometimes”? Diet? Marriage?

Mr. Clinton was our first white trash President. Historic, really. He was the first President of the United States with whom you would not have allowed your wife or daughter to meet privately.

[dfwgator]

Why does that song “Junk Food Junkie” suddenly come to mind?

[LibWhacker]

Cigars are vegan.

[TheRhinelander]

Morons. My Uncle grew soy, told me never to eat it. Meat is good for you. So is animal fat. Salt, butter, olive oil, all fine. Vegans are idiots of the first degree.

[tumblindice]

What’s 12” long, 3” wide and hangs in front of an a$$hole?

Bill Clinton’s necktie.

(How do ya think he keeps his foreskin up?)

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a greedy politician?
Chelsea.

A ‘feel good’ article about this snake. Isn’t that special.

What’s the definition of an ‘Arkansas Virgin’?
That’s any female who can run faster than the governor.

What’s the difference between a roadkill rattler and Bill Clinton lying on the interstate?
There are skidmarks in front of the rattlesnake.

We could do this all day. And remember: Barry’s even worse.

[nascarnation]

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a greedy politician?

Chelsea.

So which one is Webb Hubbell?

[DoughtyOne]

Who could trust a thing this man says?  Seriously.  It's absolute comedy for someone to quote the guy saying anything.

This guy would lie to you if it cost him, rather than tell you the truth when it would be to his benefit.


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[stephenjohnbanker]

” This guy would lie to you if it cost him, rather than tell you the truth when it would be to his benefit.”

Absolutely true.

[DoughtyOne]

That’s why I just laugh when I see someone quoting him.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Bill Clinton: “ If I knew I could steal 100 million, i WOULD HAVE TAKEN BETTER CARE OF MYSELF”

[Publius]

Larry Groce: "Junk Food Junkie"

[stephenjohnbanker]

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress off....

[DoughtyOne]

The last I saw of him, he looked like death warmed over. Looks like that diet is really paying off.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” The last I saw of him, he looked like death warmed over.”

Stay on that diet, Bill : )

[Sacajaweau]

why am I laughing at that statement

[DoughtyOne]

Great minds... :^)

[Mercat]

Andrew Jackson had some of the credentials for WT.