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Photo Quiz: What the Hell Is John Kerry Doing?
New York Magazine ^ | 8/2/2013 | Dan Amira

Posted on 08/02/2013 11:31:49 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 08/02/2013 11:35:42 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A) Performing the cancan for a group of underprivileged youths.

B) Stretching out the ass of his sweet new pair of dad jeans.

C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason.

D) Failing a field sobriety test.


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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
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C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason!


1 posted on 08/02/2013 11:31:49 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The Gay Boogaloo??


2 posted on 08/02/2013 11:33:26 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: nickcarraway

I thought maybe it was that Monty Python “Silly Walking” thing.


3 posted on 08/02/2013 11:33:40 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: nickcarraway

“Ministry of Silly Walks?”


4 posted on 08/02/2013 11:33:46 AM PDT by cumbo78
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To: nickcarraway

F) Trying to make himself look normal and not at traitor.


5 posted on 08/02/2013 11:34:43 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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To: nickcarraway

Demonstrating the dance routine he used when he tried out for the 1972 Radio City Rockettes.

He only made it to the semi-final cut, and the pain of that rejection is seared - seared - into his memory.

6 posted on 08/02/2013 11:36:18 AM PDT by Steely Tom (If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

7 posted on 08/02/2013 11:36:54 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: nickcarraway

Unwadding his panties?


8 posted on 08/02/2013 11:38:06 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: nickcarraway

He is doing a commercial for botox and he had to kick a ball while pretending to move his face.


9 posted on 08/02/2013 11:39:14 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: nickcarraway

Girding his loins


10 posted on 08/02/2013 11:39:23 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s trying out for a job at the Ministry of Silly Walks.


11 posted on 08/02/2013 11:39:40 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
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To: nickcarraway

My guess was cutting a fart.


12 posted on 08/02/2013 11:40:11 AM PDT by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: nickcarraway

Auditioning for a spot in Lollypop Guild.

13 posted on 08/02/2013 11:41:22 AM PDT by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
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To: nickcarraway

Not looking like concern for his wife is weighing on him.


14 posted on 08/02/2013 11:42:05 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: nickcarraway

I never noticed before but Kerry has small feet for his height.


15 posted on 08/02/2013 11:43:32 AM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: nickcarraway

Soccer ball looks like it has map of the world on it.

Kerry is expressing his real feelings for everything and everyone who isn’t richer than Theresa Heinz Kerry.


16 posted on 08/02/2013 11:44:09 AM PDT by Veto! (Opinions freely expressed as advice)
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To: nickcarraway
Some kind of queer signal, seeking threesome, or something.
17 posted on 08/02/2013 11:46:09 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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To: nickcarraway; MestaMachine; Rushmore Rocks; Oorang; sweetiepiezer; txnuke; Velveeta; aragorn; ...
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18 posted on 08/02/2013 11:46:27 AM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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To: nickcarraway

About to enter the twilight zone.


19 posted on 08/02/2013 11:50:50 AM PDT by Texas Fossil (Once a Republic, since then a State in the US, but it is Still Texas where I live.)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s the Cancan for sure. But you could easily be fooled into thinking that skinny necked Martian spaceman that is watching his performance is actually a soccer ball. It takes sharp eyes not to be deceived.


20 posted on 08/02/2013 11:51:46 AM PDT by InterceptPoint
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To: nickcarraway
So on Christmas of 1968, I came up to the border between South Vietnam and Cambodia, and stepped across, just like this.

My hands were in my pockets playing with myself and everything, just like this.

Now the soccer ball wasn't there. No, I was wounded later...

21 posted on 08/02/2013 11:51:53 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Kill the bill... Begin enforcing our current laws, signed by President Ronald Reagan.)
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To: LucyT

Doing the jig when he thought the ole ketchup hag was a goner?


22 posted on 08/02/2013 11:53:14 AM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR OBAMA TO ANSWER FOR BENGHAZI UNDER OATH!!)
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To: nickcarraway
Bonus points

 photo kerrysmashed.jpg

23 posted on 08/02/2013 11:53:30 AM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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24 posted on 08/02/2013 11:53:43 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: nickcarraway

Put your right foot in....


25 posted on 08/02/2013 11:55:37 AM PDT by MamaB
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To: nickcarraway

Scratching a crab.


26 posted on 08/02/2013 12:01:02 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: Irenic
"I never noticed before but Kerry has small feet for his height."

My mom used to say, "Never trust a big man with small hands and feet."

27 posted on 08/02/2013 12:02:31 PM PDT by redhead (NO GROUND TO THE DEVIL! Remember BENGHAZI!! Use Weaponized Prayer)
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To: Irenic

You know what they say about the size of a man’s foot...


28 posted on 08/02/2013 12:02:59 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: nickcarraway

The Hokey-Pokey really IS what it’s all about


29 posted on 08/02/2013 12:04:06 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: nickcarraway

-Wants to send in the picture to the Rockettes, so he can be considered as a dancer for their Christmas show this year.

-Ministry of Silly Walks audition.


30 posted on 08/02/2013 12:10:53 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Happy, happy,happy." Phil Robertson)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
He could have been a contender at the Twit Olympics - aka Upper Class Twit of the Year
31 posted on 08/02/2013 12:12:09 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: nickcarraway

Applying to the ministry of silly walks for a grant.


32 posted on 08/02/2013 12:15:21 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: nickcarraway
Step on a crack, get stuk in Irak!


33 posted on 08/02/2013 12:15:57 PM PDT by bigbob
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34 posted on 08/02/2013 12:16:12 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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35 posted on 08/02/2013 12:17:22 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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36 posted on 08/02/2013 12:19:16 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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To: nickcarraway

Dodging a soccer ball drone?


37 posted on 08/02/2013 12:21:26 PM PDT by MWestMom (Psalms 109:8)
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38 posted on 08/02/2013 12:21:33 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s studying YUTES 101.


39 posted on 08/02/2013 12:23:27 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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40 posted on 08/02/2013 12:24:25 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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Whatever he’s doing, he’s better at it than he is his REAL job........


41 posted on 08/02/2013 12:30:57 PM PDT by Boonie
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To: nickcarraway

That’s his “Did You Know I Have 3 Purple Hearts” strut.


42 posted on 08/02/2013 12:39:22 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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43 posted on 08/02/2013 12:45:50 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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To: LucyT

Doing the hokey pokey all by himself?

44 posted on 08/02/2013 12:49:02 PM PDT by azishot
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To: nickcarraway

You never played Skip-to-my-loo PocketPool?


45 posted on 08/02/2013 12:54:05 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: nickcarraway

“Can I git me some ballet slippers here?”


46 posted on 08/02/2013 12:54:48 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: nickcarraway
Getting ready for a parade in San Francisco?
47 posted on 08/02/2013 1:01:52 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz......Nuff said.)
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To: LucyT

“Photo Quiz: What the Hell Is John Kerry Doing?”

Keeping your eye on the imaginary ball....

While Dan Amira provides entertaining color for an imaginary game.
http://nymag.com/author/dan%20amira/

Meanwhile, Obama’s Middle East /caliphate foreign policy via Muslim Brotherhood supremacy is in such ruins, Obama has had to back-step out of Kerry’s mouth:

Kerry: The Egyptian Army ‘Saved Democracy’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3050239/posts


48 posted on 08/02/2013 1:07:10 PM PDT by thouworm (Remember: The only thing that stands between us and tyranny is the Constitution. [Mark Levin])
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To: nickcarraway
 photo KERRYKICKINGKITTY_zpse8f2ac53.jpg

49 posted on 08/02/2013 1:43:49 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.”- Voltaire)
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To: nickcarraway

Her in MA we used to call him the Shadow.

I met him around 1987 huffing and puffing behind me in line at a 7-11 in Cape Cod.
What a D-Bag.


50 posted on 08/02/2013 2:00:57 PM PDT by mowowie
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