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Photo Quiz: What the Hell Is John Kerry Doing?
New York Magazine ^ | 8/2/2013 | Dan Amira

Posted on 08/02/2013 11:31:49 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 08/02/2013 11:35:42 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A) Performing the cancan for a group of underprivileged youths.

B) Stretching out the ass of his sweet new pair of dad jeans.

C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason.

D) Failing a field sobriety test.


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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; legacysecstatekerry; out; secretaryofstate; secstatekerry; soccer
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To: nickcarraway
So on Christmas of 1968, I came up to the border between South Vietnam and Cambodia, and stepped across, just like this.

My hands were in my pockets playing with myself and everything, just like this.

Now the soccer ball wasn't there. No, I was wounded later...

21 posted on 08/02/2013 11:51:53 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Kill the bill... Begin enforcing our current laws, signed by President Ronald Reagan.)
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To: LucyT

Doing the jig when he thought the ole ketchup hag was a goner?


22 posted on 08/02/2013 11:53:14 AM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR OBAMA TO ANSWER FOR BENGHAZI UNDER OATH!!)
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To: nickcarraway
Bonus points

 photo kerrysmashed.jpg

23 posted on 08/02/2013 11:53:30 AM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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24 posted on 08/02/2013 11:53:43 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: nickcarraway

Put your right foot in....


25 posted on 08/02/2013 11:55:37 AM PDT by MamaB
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To: nickcarraway

Scratching a crab.


26 posted on 08/02/2013 12:01:02 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: Irenic
"I never noticed before but Kerry has small feet for his height."

My mom used to say, "Never trust a big man with small hands and feet."

27 posted on 08/02/2013 12:02:31 PM PDT by redhead (NO GROUND TO THE DEVIL! Remember BENGHAZI!! Use Weaponized Prayer)
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To: Irenic

You know what they say about the size of a man’s foot...


28 posted on 08/02/2013 12:02:59 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: nickcarraway

The Hokey-Pokey really IS what it’s all about


29 posted on 08/02/2013 12:04:06 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: nickcarraway

-Wants to send in the picture to the Rockettes, so he can be considered as a dancer for their Christmas show this year.

-Ministry of Silly Walks audition.


30 posted on 08/02/2013 12:10:53 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty ("Happy, happy,happy." Phil Robertson)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
He could have been a contender at the Twit Olympics - aka Upper Class Twit of the Year
31 posted on 08/02/2013 12:12:09 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: nickcarraway

Applying to the ministry of silly walks for a grant.


32 posted on 08/02/2013 12:15:21 PM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: nickcarraway
Step on a crack, get stuk in Irak!


33 posted on 08/02/2013 12:15:57 PM PDT by bigbob
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34 posted on 08/02/2013 12:16:12 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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35 posted on 08/02/2013 12:17:22 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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36 posted on 08/02/2013 12:19:16 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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To: nickcarraway

Dodging a soccer ball drone?


37 posted on 08/02/2013 12:21:26 PM PDT by MWestMom (Psalms 109:8)
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38 posted on 08/02/2013 12:21:33 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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To: nickcarraway

He’s studying YUTES 101.


39 posted on 08/02/2013 12:23:27 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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40 posted on 08/02/2013 12:24:25 PM PDT by LucyT (What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
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