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Photo Quiz: What the Hell Is John Kerry Doing?
New York Magazine ^
| 8/2/2013
| Dan Amira
Posted on 08/02/2013 11:31:49 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Edited on 08/02/2013 11:35:42 AM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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A) Performing the cancan for a group of underprivileged youths.
B) Stretching out the ass of his sweet new pair of dad jeans.
C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason.
D) Failing a field sobriety test.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; legacysecstatekerry; out; secretaryofstate; secstatekerry; soccer
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C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason!
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:33:26 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: nickcarraway
I thought maybe it was that Monty Python “Silly Walking” thing.
To: nickcarraway
“Ministry of Silly Walks?”
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:33:46 AM PDT
by
cumbo78
To: nickcarraway
F) Trying to make himself look normal and not at traitor.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:34:43 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: nickcarraway
Demonstrating the dance routine he used when he tried out for the 1972 Radio City Rockettes.
He only made it to the semi-final cut, and the pain of that rejection is seared - seared - into his memory.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:36:18 AM PDT
by
Steely Tom
(If the Constitution can be a living document, I guess a corporation can be a person.)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:36:54 AM PDT
by
EEGator
To: nickcarraway
To: nickcarraway
He is doing a commercial for botox and he had to kick a ball while pretending to move his face.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:39:14 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:39:23 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: nickcarraway
He’s trying out for a job at the Ministry of Silly Walks.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:39:40 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos...)
To: nickcarraway
My guess was cutting a fart.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:40:11 AM PDT
by
Beagle8U
(Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
To: nickcarraway
Auditioning for a spot in Lollypop Guild.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:41:22 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1)
To: nickcarraway
Not looking like concern for his wife is weighing on him.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:42:05 AM PDT
by
Irenic
(The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
To: nickcarraway
I never noticed before but Kerry has small feet for his height.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:43:32 AM PDT
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Irenic
(The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
To: nickcarraway
Soccer ball looks like it has map of the world on it.
Kerry is expressing his real feelings for everything and everyone who isn’t richer than Theresa Heinz Kerry.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:44:09 AM PDT
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Veto!
(Opinions freely expressed as advice)
To: nickcarraway
Some kind of queer signal, seeking threesome, or something.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:46:27 AM PDT
by
LucyT
(What happens in Vegas stays in the Utah data center.)
To: nickcarraway
About to enter the twilight zone.
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posted on
08/02/2013 11:50:50 AM PDT
by
Texas Fossil
(Once a Republic, since then a State in the US, but it is Still Texas where I live.)
To: nickcarraway
It’s the Cancan for sure. But you could easily be fooled into thinking that skinny necked Martian spaceman that is watching his performance is actually a soccer ball. It takes sharp eyes not to be deceived.
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