I'd be on the girls wrestling team in a minute.
Then, while you're wrasslin' with the girls in the gymnasium, we gotta wrassle with this here serious architectural problem ... and I suppose you;ll want a shower afterwards ... which is another problem.
Academics? Readinj'? Writin'? Schools haven't even got time to tell the Trayvons to pull their pants up!
Why be the worst player when you can switch teams and bring home the gold medal?