I was shopping the other day with my wife when a heard a man behind my back yell “Hey, there’s them Crackers!”
At the sound of those hateful words, I began to cry (just a little...). I thought to myself “How can anyone in this day and age utter the “C-word?” Aren’t we, as a people, beyond that?
I grabbed my wife and hugged her. Slowly my hurt feelings turned to anger. I said to my self “I am a man, and I have my dignity.” I would not let anyone control me and my wife with hateful words!
I turned around, sucked in my breath, and prepared to demand that the man show me respect and dignity.
Just as I was about to speak, I saw the man reaching for a box of Saltines...
hahahaha! I was just about to form an unfavorable opinion of you. :p
‘Sup, mah cracker?!